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Barney Bee · Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:48 pm Post subject: Barney's Bollox

Okay I feel left out so here's mine

Erm - nowt much happened today as I'm off work all weekend (face) so I've been poncing about on the tint and watching UK History which is the most Tokyo freeview channel. They have untold ww1 and ww2 documentries in black and white with american voice-overs which I love and seem to be able to watch for hours on end ('specially if there's washing up to be done).

Just found out that I start my new job on Tuesday which means I've left my old job already so I get away without having to have a leaving do - yes!!!
Leaving dos are fucking shite. I hate other people's cos you have to pretend that you've enjoyed working with said tosser but most of all I hate my own leaving dos cos I'm leaving so I don't give a shit anymore but everyone else says you HAVE to have one and it's just cos they're desperate to feel like they have a social life. Also everyone has to pretend that they've enjoyed working with me which - although I am totally face- is clearly not true in all cases.

Oooooo I did a rant!

More another day you lucky people.

hiccup · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:21 am Post subject:

:smt072

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:29 am Post subject:

barney is better looking than hiccup:D

hiccup · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:30 am Post subject:

Try as hard as you like, no-one's going to suck your cock.

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:33 am Post subject:

Barney Bee · Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:07 pm Post subject: Re: Barney's Bollox

wraeth · Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:48 pm Post subject:

60 ft narrow boat is as cool as fuck to live on

hiccup · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:54 am Post subject:

I went to see the boat on Saturday. I am totally jealous. I want a boat to live on.

Barney Bee · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:56 am Post subject:

It's my last day of holiday today (

)....what to do?

I might read the paper - all day.

hiccup · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:18 pm Post subject:

Barney Bee · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:38 pm Post subject:

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:16 pm Post subject:

mental

hiccup · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:19 pm Post subject:

laugh-a-minute

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:21 pm Post subject:

killer

hiccup · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:26 pm Post subject:

no filler

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:29 pm Post subject:

hiccup · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:35 pm Post subject:

Niggaz want me dead but they scared to step to me
Rip they guts out like a hysterectomy

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:52 pm Post subject:

enemies
who they be?
wanna see the death o' me

hiccup · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:56 pm Post subject:

Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is
I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:38 pm Post subject:

sitting on my porch, ill shit, smokin a bong yo
got more skillz than the democratic peoples republic of congo

Barney Bee · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:13 pm Post subject:

Yeah whatever.

Today I had a job interview - stress

It went okay.

Tomorrow I'm off for a free weekend in a posh hotel

Ninjadmin · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:05 am Post subject:

how you get to do that?

Barney Bee · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:35 am Post subject:

I won it at work selling lots of winez

Barney Bee · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:09 pm Post subject:

hiccup · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:10 pm Post subject:

Go Barney Bee!

Did I tell you about the rent rise?

Barney Bee · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:12 pm Post subject:

*looks at Gumtree*

wraeth · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:15 pm Post subject:

YAY!!!!

Grats Barney teh Manager

:party:

The Doctor · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:42 pm Post subject:

Congrats Mr B

Barney Bee · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:48 pm Post subject:

thanx guys!

wraeth · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:51 pm Post subject:

We'z gonna get all the cheap wine dealz now

Barney Bee · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:54 pm Post subject:

At my store there will be a 20% tcte discount

It will be the first thing I shall impliment

wraeth · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:59 pm Post subject:

CLASS

Do you deliver

Ninjadmin · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:00 pm Post subject:

wicked

we have a man on the inside

Barney Bee · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:42 pm Post subject:

I've just got back from my free weekend away.

It was soooooo posh!!! So much so I felt a teensy bit out of my depth. But then Gabs n I were like fuck it - lets just enjoy it and take 'em for everything we can get, doesn't matter if we don't do stuff like we're s'posed to cos we'll never see these fuckers again.

The food was awesome and they had a wicked wine list

Had a wicked time.

We were near Portsmouth so on Saturday we went to see the Mary Rose and the Victory which was cool cos (not many people know this) my great great great great Grandad was Captain (Hardy) of the victory so I got to see his cabin and the hammock he slept in and it was actually surprisingly poignant.

wraeth · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:16 pm Post subject:

That's pretty cool Barney - in fact major cool

So, ye've got a famous ancestor eh

Did Gaby say 'kiss me Hardy' or some other witticism delivered at an appropriate moment?

Barney Bee · Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:21 am Post subject:

No.

I was slightly disappointed if truth be told - she definately had her chances.

tbh she was like 'think about it' so I did and it were cooler than it would've been otherwise.

bless her little....

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:38 am Post subject:

i lived in portsmouth for 3 years and never went to the history shit, it's a bit sick innit, celebrating the british empire and shit, nothing to be proud of at all, now or then, bunch of fucking cunts back then n all

The Doctor · Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:35 am Post subject:

I've been to the Victory - it's wicked! The Mary Rose was a bit of a disappointment though

Barney Bee · Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:55 am Post subject:

Barney Bee · Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:00 pm Post subject: