Children of teh Atom

bristle-krs · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:37 am Post subject: Me And My Fish

A regular feature in which we talk to TCTE posters about their relationships with their aquatic chums.

This week:
Bristle-KRS and Jackson

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So, where did you two meet?

Bristle (Laughs) You could say we met over a beer in Portishead!

Jackson (Titters) Yes, that about sums it up...

What do you mean?

Bristle Well, I was night fishing at the marina with Bumfluff, and as ever I managed to lose all my rigs, snagged on crap at the bottom, so to approximate a weight I filled an empty Stella can with stones, cast out and lo, not long after up popped Jackson!

Jackson Yeah, I was a bit hungry, and there were these deliciously looking lugworm staring me in the face. I thought to myself, 'Jackson, dinner time beckons!' Though to be honest I should have known better, still, hindsight's wonderful, but...

Bristle ...You never could resist a big, juicy lugworm, could you?

Jackson (Giggles) Heh, no, not really. And the beer next to it sealed the deal, really... I drink like a fish...

Bristle (Laughs) He does, you know!

Jackson Like a fish! Anyway, so I takes a nibble - mmm - but then guess what? It's only got a bloody hook hidden in it!

Bristle A hook!

Jackson (Deadpan) Yes. A hook. So... Here I am.

Bristle Here you are - you fell for it hook, line and sinker!

Jackson (Tetchily) I'm sick to the gills of that gag now.

Bristle That was the end of that, then - fin! (Laughs)

Jackson You see the scale of the problem I have to put up with?

Bristle Everything was going swimmingly till then!

Jackson Give it up, cretin!

Bristle Just piscine in the wind!

Jackson Fuck off, you four-limbed, land-dwelling warm blooded fool!

Bristle Ooooh! Touchy! You sound a bit gutted! LOLZ!
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And there we leave it

Next week:
Firky & his crabs

DrCarnage · fantastic Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 2941

fucking ace feature that

wraeth · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:01 pm Post subject:

I laughed for proper real

DrCarnage · fantastic Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 2941

you mean for "reel"

wraeth · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:39 pm Post subject:

gutted :-/

bristle-krs · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:49 pm Post subject:

oh, the gallbladder of it all

bristle-krs · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:50 pm Post subject:

dammit, i always mix that up with the swim bladder

snouty · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:55 pm Post subject:

I've haddock with this thread!

DrCarnage · fantastic Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 2941

I haven't. Cod we have some more?

hiccup · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:13 pm Post subject:

This thread is off the scale

Ninjadmin · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:18 pm Post subject:

no no no

tequila!

wraeth · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:37 pm Post subject:

This is neither the time nor the plaice

bristle-krs · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:50 pm Post subject:

snouty, you are a cheeky wee scampi for bumping this thread

DrCarnage · fantastic Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 2941

there's no ray i want this thread to continue

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:25 am Post subject:

i dolphin so

bristle-krs · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:49 am Post subject:

not fit for porpoise, this thread

J · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:28 am Post subject:

it was funny

erm shark...

J · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:33 am Post subject:

it was funny

erm shark...

snouty · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:06 am Post subject:

I hake the lot o' yers!

DrCarnage · fantastic Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 2941

i carp stand you!

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:15 pm Post subject:

thick and fin

DrCarnage · fantastic Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 2941

actually, it's a gill to hear that!

snouty · Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 7:04 pm Post subject:

I fish you'd all just feck off

DrCarnage · fantastic Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 2941

i'm having a whale of a time

snouty · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:54 pm Post subject:

careless spork costs lives

oh, is this not the spork forum? Feck, that's embarrassing...

*backs out of thread*

*falls over*