Children of teh Atom

Soreenkid · Guest

Do you still get a kick out of it? I have long fallen from grace from urban, and my trolling standards have slipped but I still like to troll a few other forums. The ITV ones are good for a laugh, you get loads of bored housewives, dolescum and nutters posting to them. But as of late I just can't be arsed, I don't put the effort in.

What do you suggest to restore my apathy, besides getting a life?

ernestolynch · bunny boiler lol Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 278

Most of the pac-man full-time posters (and the CATB ones as well) are all a bit tapped in the head, ranging from full-on mental like Teejay, Butchersapron, Longdog and The Bean to attention-craving inadequates like the Trumanshow Brigade and the Lonely Hearts Catlady Stinks-of-Biscuits Mob.

So it's easy to get a rise out of them. I used to wind up Cobs long before I got the internet, now it's just a passing diversion when I'm a bit bored. I wound up the Cobs the other day and I think Oisleep pissed his pants.

But yes it's all a bit passe these days, I should leave them alone I suppose, not be so tight on them, each to their own I suppose. People with Special Needs like Beans and Cobs have a right to be beany and cobby without having the piss taken out of them.

Soreenkid · Guest

I'd love to see a concise psychological anthropological study of urban and see what the demographics are.

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:31 am Post subject:

i can't be arsed to troll urban anymore cos it would involve anonymizers and reregistering and stuff. lol@ catlady

i don't troll anywhere except offtopic, i do need an outlet for my aggresion, but i think sport or something would be a better idea

Soreenkid · Guest

but you cant even throw over arm

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:34 am Post subject:

but at least i tried

ernestolynch · bunny boiler lol Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 278

I'd say:

Aged 35-50
Single
Drug abuser
Vegetarian
Liberal
Over/underweight
Pug Ugly
Blow-ins to London

ernestolynch · bunny boiler lol Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 278

ernestolynch · bunny boiler lol Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 278

I prefer posting on here now, can't be doing with pac-man/CATB/Turbo any more. Bores me senseless.

Soreenkid · Guest

A reformed man

ernestolynch · bunny boiler lol Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 278

Soreenkid · Guest

is he a white guy from brixton?

ernestolynch · bunny boiler lol Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 278

If I never hear the word Brickstone again I'll be happy.

Soreenkid · Guest

I still like dicking about on urban, pissing people off by posting reams and reams of rubbish - always amazes me how people will reply to ANY old crap. They moan about it now and again - but most of the time they're only to happy to tell you the colour of their socks.

Myself and citizen were phishing on there the other day to see how dumb people are.

I managed to get, who some posters bank with, their birthday, where they live and all kinds of crap by doing silly polls. Then someone with half a brain spotted what we were doing.

Amazing how stupid people can be. Baa said the sheep.

There's some good eggs on there but there is a couple of idiots who I'd quite happily cast a stern stare. Tony999... is he for fucking REAL?

Anyway, we're not here for this. PC Bristle-krs will be along shortly to point out the error of our ways

No point in trolling MATB, its like god's waiting room but I kind of like it

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:50 am Post subject:

i have no respect whatsoever for the dirty old mid life crisis men who live in brixton and seem to be the only people from the old days left on pac-man, but it is still good for getting links from and stuff

ernestolynch · bunny boiler lol Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 278

Soreenkid · Guest

Can't get away with offtopic, like.

Sticking to TCTE and MATB with pac-man for sillyness.

Think am just bored of the internet, I have been for years but I am really fucking bored of it. He says half pissed sat on a laptop at 8am with a galss of wine

ernestolynch · bunny boiler lol Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 278

You should go out for a long walk - a good 4 hour job, see where the road takes you, take a sketchpad and your camera, report back here at about teatime.

Soreenkid · Guest

That's a good idea you know!

I'll need a bacon butty to power me through the day

ernestolynch · bunny boiler lol Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 278

Sounds better than internetting all day. It's a lovele sunny day.

On the other hand, The Bean is rapidly spiralling over on pac-man...

No - go for a walkabout like some abo ridgini

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:04 am Post subject:

my guess about them lot really did believe that they were doing something special in the 80s and 90s and just got stuck there

but no more reviews of urban or i'll have to put this thread to sleep cos there is turboisland for that stuff, this forum is about making new stuff for people to randomly find on the internet, not bitching about places that had their time in the sun.....

i haven't trolled anywhere for months now, after my whole episode which got me banned from pac-man i kind of came to the conclusion that it's just drunkenness and boredom and you end up playing the role which is assigned to you, it is fun winding up idiots, but like those execution videos or something, you become a part of the whole game as well

Soreenkid · Guest

we need a thought of the day before we close the thread

Soreenkid · Guest

Woohoo i have a bite from ThierryEnnui which let me extend my trowel even further

ANYWAY,.... walkies

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:16 am Post subject:

i might do the same, i'm still pissed tho, and i have no money till tomorrow so i can't even buy a fecking sandwich

ernestolynch · bunny boiler lol Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 278

Trolling is like fishing though, or searching for elusive records in a second hand record shop, or stuff like that. It is satisfying, especially when other people think that you actually give a fuck.

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:53 am Post subject:

yeah i agree, but the difference is that with fishing or record collecting when you are succesful you can impress normal people, like i know shit about fishing, but if someone shows me a photo of themselves holding a 6 foot long fish, or plays me some insane record which they only pressed about 50 of ever i will be impressed, if you try to impress a normal person by saying that you made a 100 page thread about fat people or something they will think you are a right dick

ernestolynch · bunny boiler lol Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 278

districtline · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:28 am Post subject:

flick · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 1:14 pm Post subject:

im not wearing any socks and i love stupid polls.

flimsier · red belt Joined: 21 May 2007 Posts: 92

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 1:20 pm Post subject:

fucking hell, a 10 smilie post

ernestolynch · bunny boiler lol Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 278

The best troll I've ever seen was that William of Walworth.

flimsier · red belt Joined: 21 May 2007 Posts: 92

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 1:23 pm Post subject:

i met him at christmas and he's not on a windup, he used words like 'trollscum' in the pub

nice bloke tho

ernestolynch · bunny boiler lol Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 278

He did tell me about his trolling once, at Battersea Beer Festival. He said he liked to target one particular pac-man poster at any one time, and build up a consensus that the victim was in fact a troll. Eventually the target is banned, and William moves on to his next victim.

Very clever when you think about it.

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 1:28 pm Post subject:

anyways

theres about 3 threads on turboisland for this stuff

off to the shop but please don't talk about people off other boards on here cos it puts people off the place....

ernestolynch · bunny boiler lol Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 278

roger wilco

hibee · pretty cool Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Posts: 21

Everyone knows Turbo's the easiest place to troll, anyway

ernestolynch · bunny boiler lol Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 278

hibee · pretty cool Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Posts: 21