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DotCommie pretty cool

Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Posts: 16
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:55 am Post subject: Santa is a peado |
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| Well? he just clearly is. |
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Ninjadmin Capo


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 22357
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:48 am Post subject: |
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| no he's not |
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hiccup Poster of the year!


Joined: 19 Dec 2005 Posts: 9225
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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| If he's a paedo then so's captain birdseye |
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J "resident hardman"


Joined: 21 Jan 2006 Posts: 6541
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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| sliding down your funnel and emptying his sacks all over the carpet... |
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hiccup Poster of the year!


Joined: 19 Dec 2005 Posts: 9225
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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Red Jezza jezzarism


Joined: 21 Dec 2005 Posts: 1768
Location: anywhere but harrow, preferably
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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| calling all those kids 'ho's' |
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J "resident hardman"


Joined: 21 Jan 2006 Posts: 6541
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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| still worth it for the presents imo |
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Red Jezza jezzarism


Joined: 21 Dec 2005 Posts: 1768
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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aww! j still young enough to get presents from the grotto.
how sweet!
climb up on his knee etc \ /  |
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J "resident hardman"


Joined: 21 Jan 2006 Posts: 6541
Location: devizzle
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Red Jezza wrote: | aww! j still young enough to get presents from the grotto.
how sweet!
climb up on his knee etc \ /  |
adds jezza to "the list" |
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Red Jezza jezzarism


Joined: 21 Dec 2005 Posts: 1768
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 19850
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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| J wrote: | | Red Jezza wrote: | aww! j still young enough to get presents from the grotto.
how sweet!
climb up on his knee etc \ /  |
adds jezza to "the list" |
J adds Jezza to his Xmas list shocka  |
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Red Jezza jezzarism


Joined: 21 Dec 2005 Posts: 1768
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:27 am Post subject: |
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| Derian wrote: | | J wrote: | | Red Jezza wrote: | aww! j still young enough to get presents from the grotto.
how sweet!
climb up on his knee etc \ /  |
adds jezza to "the list" |
J adds Jezza to his Xmas list shocka  |
woss 'e gonna get me - copies of the Beano?
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 19850
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:52 am Post subject: |
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| Red Jezza wrote: | | Derian wrote: | | J wrote: | | Red Jezza wrote: | aww! j still young enough to get presents from the grotto.
how sweet!
climb up on his knee etc \ /  |
adds jezza to "the list" |
J adds Jezza to his Xmas list shocka  |
woss 'e gonna get me - copies of the Beano?
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I read it as:
Dear Santa
I have been an extra good boy this year and passed my driving test an everything.
So for Christmas I would like the following ...
SatNav
Xbox type thingy
CDs
Alcohol
Sweeties
and
Red Jezza wrapped up and delivered
Love J
Dunno what he's gonna do with you Jez - keep you as a plaything or summat ...
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Red Jezza jezzarism


Joined: 21 Dec 2005 Posts: 1768
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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fucking hell - i'm the new buzz Lightyear  |
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Stereotype. pretty cool

Joined: 24 Jan 2006 Posts: 14
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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| its true, santa tried to molest my bum when i was a young boy, but i kicked him in the nads. he seemed to like that so i stabbed him in the eye instead. if you look very closely you'll see that santas left eye is glass. |
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Ninjadmin Capo


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 22357
Location: ninja island
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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| i've only ever seen below his waist |
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J "resident hardman"


Joined: 21 Jan 2006 Posts: 6541
Location: devizzle
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Derian wrote: | | Red Jezza wrote: | | Derian wrote: | | J wrote: | | Red Jezza wrote: | aww! j still young enough to get presents from the grotto.
how sweet!
climb up on his knee etc \ /  |
adds jezza to "the list" |
J adds Jezza to his Xmas list shocka  |
woss 'e gonna get me - copies of the Beano?
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I read it as:
Dear Santa
I have been an extra good boy this year and passed my driving test an everything.
So for Christmas I would like the following ...
SatNav
Xbox type thingy
CDs
Alcohol
Sweeties
and
Red Jezza wrapped up and delivered
Love J
Dunno what he's gonna do with you Jez - keep you as a plaything or summat ...
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i would stroke his face
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