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carmella chihuahua · people's princess lol Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1158

Can you think of a key event in history that might have or even possibly was changed by a spork's presence? I think the loaves and the fishes eaten by jesus and his mates would have been a disasterous greasy fingered affair without sporks practical magic

wraeth · Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 5:42 pm Post subject:

Lucrezia Borgia used sporks to measure out and mix her poisons - FACT.

carmella chihuahua · people's princess lol Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1158

I want a child just so i can call her Lucrezia.

J · Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 6:04 pm Post subject:

Some conspiraloons have suggested than none other than Neil Armstrong has a bionic spork that he used to keep Buzz Aldrin in shape during those long, lunar nights.

carmella chihuahua · people's princess lol Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1158

The tyrannasuras rex was known as king of the dinosaurs because of its ability to fashion a rudimentary spork from the bones of it prey to better scoop and spear the freshly killed meat.

wraeth · Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 6:17 pm Post subject:

I wouldn't want to be up the creek without a spork as a paddle

carmella chihuahua · people's princess lol Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1158

My tudoreque flatmate has jut informed me that sporks used to be called proicks in olden times

froggy · red belt Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 66

if stalin had become a spork manufacturer the world would be vastly different

Ninjadmin · Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:31 pm Post subject:

there is a theory that japan's imperialism under the hirohito dynasty was motivated by the mistaken belief that sporks were plentiful in china