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carmella chihuahua · people's princess lol Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1158

It grieves me to announce especially on this day of bank holiday that i have been shocked and saddened by the lack of posts on this forum.i do but share the blame. My erudite witty and dry posting may be a hard act to follow, I know I am sometimes too brilliant for my own good and others eyes may wrinkle up blindly in my blazing comet like path and be too imtimidated to post but the sporks need you. They do. Can't you see them crying tiny tears which well up in their tiny hollowed bowls? poor sporks.
I know you have been busy today, playing swingball with the kids (hiccup) rhapsoding at 20% off bedding plants at b and q (lava) looking at rude picture collections of horses bits (j) being a top mod (derian) being a top pollster and partner with best avator (ninjaboy and coastloop) making me rubbish lukewarm tinned soup for dinner and talking about fish (tangerine wee) putting out fires, drinking at the bell, being ace (everyone else) but one needs to proritise sometimes..
Sporks also need a forum not at the bottom.

Fish belong below at the bottom cos it would remind them of the sea bed

Please post here to show your support for the spork forum and also for the reintroduction of wotsit waffles cos they were face

J · Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:52 pm Post subject:

I could do a thread on what make of horses bits look most like a spork?

Lava · Most blokey to date Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 2047

I tried to find a garden spork in b and q but they don't exist.

I shall invent one and change the world.

wraeth · Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:27 pm Post subject:

I must admit I rested on my laurels after my classic 'Hail Carmella' post yesterday. I'm sorry

carmella chihuahua · people's princess lol Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1158

nO POSTS Since monday :-/

After i'll i've done for you

It's not easy ect

J · Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:44 pm Post subject:

the lack of polls is the awnser

psycherelic · Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:36 am Post subject:

I used to have a metal spork when I was a kid, it was ace and also amazing

wraeth · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:27 am Post subject:

C'mon carmella - support the sporks

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:37 am Post subject:

fuck sporks

wraeth · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:45 am Post subject:

too painful

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:47 am Post subject:

spuck forks

wraeth · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:51 am Post subject:

spurck fks

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:00 am Post subject:

cook soorks

wraeth · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:08 am Post subject:

krs orcs

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:18 am Post subject:

cork cuntws

wraeth · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:30 am Post subject:

wok crwnts

carmella chihuahua · people's princess lol Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1158

talk spork

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:44 pm Post subject:

spork me up baby

bristle-krs · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:04 pm Post subject:

so are the rumours of extensive injuries in the r&d of the prototype spork not correct then?

:-/

carmella chihuahua · people's princess lol Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1158

You did not hear any rumours

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:13 am Post subject:

misskitty · Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:29 am Post subject:

Carmella has stopped fighting the good fight

sparky lightbourne · Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:31 am Post subject:

sporks are the new foons

bristle-krs · Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:17 am Post subject:

i heard that the shadowy forces behind the propaganda campaign to get sporks into every home is now resorting to radio advertising...

J · Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:27 pm Post subject:

i heard carmella was mucking around with the IRA with her cricket commentator man.

sparky lightbourne · Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:16 am Post subject:

carmella chihuahua · people's princess lol Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1158

I am back

been on a spork conference in abu-dhabi. Seen a spectacular array of sporks including the new superspork 4338 which is a knife, a fork, a spoon, a dishwasher and an attractive pasmina all in one

wraeth · Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:10 pm Post subject:

Kahuna · grasshopper Joined: 17 Dec 2006 Posts: 4

I just discovered this place! It looks really cool to me!

carmella chihuahua · people's princess lol Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1158

Thankyou

bit off sporks atm after what happened last wednesday. Off irishmen in red hats and Ikea Billy bookcases for same reason