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Soreenkid Guest
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:34 pm Post subject: Tips for the Boyz |
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| Haway lasses, give us a chance. Tell us boyz some totally cool top tips about girls |
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flick fantastic

Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 2643
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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wash your bits  |
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Soreenkid Guest
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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| But how do I even get to the prospect of being in a position where my bits would be on show? |
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Isambard kun fu you


Joined: 16 Jun 2006 Posts: 1275
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Pull your foreskin back when you shower innit. |
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Soreenkid Guest
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:05 am Post subject: |
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| Why don't you do it for me? |
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flick fantastic

Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 2643
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:33 am Post subject: |
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brush your teeth as well. and dye your hair blue again  |
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Isambard kun fu you


Joined: 16 Jun 2006 Posts: 1275
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:51 am Post subject: |
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Regarding showering. If you've been cooking or shovelling pig shit all day getting a shower is expected before any jigginess. But overly clean and perfumed is also a turn off. Bit of manly sweat and pheromone and shizzle can be a good thing.  |
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Ninjadmin Capo


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 22357
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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just be yourself   |
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Soreenkid Guest
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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| flick wrote: | brush your teeth as well. and dye your hair blue again  |
Might be going blue this weekend but I don't want to stain Derian's linen :lmao: |
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Refused loves women


Joined: 15 Dec 2006 Posts: 785
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Ninjadmin wrote: | just be yourself   |
That's the fucking problem. Thanks a lot for your help.  |
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Ninjadmin Capo


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 22357
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Refused wrote: | | Ninjadmin wrote: | just be yourself   |
That's the fucking problem. Thanks a lot for your help.  |
i met my girlfriend by posting on the internet loads   |
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flick fantastic

Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 2643
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Refused loves women


Joined: 15 Dec 2006 Posts: 785
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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Should be called "become a sexist twat".  |
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flick fantastic

Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 2643
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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| oh he of little faith |
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Refused loves women


Joined: 15 Dec 2006 Posts: 785
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm going to die alone. |
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flick fantastic

Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 2643
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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| everyone dies alone |
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Ninjadmin Capo


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 22357
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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i don't even get to die
im cursed to wakl the earth searching for brains  |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 19850
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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Refused loves women


Joined: 15 Dec 2006 Posts: 785
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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| flick wrote: | | everyone dies alone |
That makes me feel better. |
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Ninjadmin Capo


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 22357
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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my sould can now rest in peace  |
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Refused loves women


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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Ninjadmin wrote: | | Derian wrote: |
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my sould can now rest in peace  |
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Refused loves women


Joined: 15 Dec 2006 Posts: 785
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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I didn't give you permission to post my picture.  |
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Ninjadmin Capo


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 22357
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Refused wrote: | | Derian wrote: |
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I didn't give you permission to post my picture.  |
it's clearly not you because he doesn't have a stripey top on |
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Refused loves women


Joined: 15 Dec 2006 Posts: 785
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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*throws hands in air*
Stop being an idiot. Now.  |
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Ninjadmin Capo


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 22357
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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| i will when you do |
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Refused loves women


Joined: 15 Dec 2006 Posts: 785
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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| I think I'm going to cry. |
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districtline internet employee

Joined: 02 Sep 2006 Posts: 3161
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:29 am Post subject: |
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| Ninjadmin wrote: | | Refused wrote: | | Derian wrote: |
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I didn't give you permission to post my picture.  |
it's clearly not you because he doesn't have a stripey top on |
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Refused loves women


Joined: 15 Dec 2006 Posts: 785
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:15 am Post subject: |
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Fuck off, emoboy.
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