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carmella chihuahua · people's princess lol Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1158

So what are your amusing spork tales? Everyone has at least eight

Have you accidentally pronged the prince of wales in his eye? Did a spork come between you and your man but you are now back together and more in love than ever? Please do tell

wraeth · Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 8:38 pm Post subject:

I accidentally picked up a bargain pack of sporks in Ikea the other day. I decided that 300 was a little excessive so I made a surreptitious slit in the pack and gently eased one spork out and from there to my pocket where it remained undetected until I reached the relative safety of the carpark and made good my getaway

carmella chihuahua · people's princess lol Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1158

That should be in Illegal Activities And Sporks forum

This is a family forum. You'll be shooting us through the head with guns next

wraeth · Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:17 pm Post subject:

Split this thread mod !!!111!!!!

snouty · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:46 pm Post subject:

the other day, I went out and bought some yoghurt, and I was gonna eat it, but then I couldn't find my spork- I must have left it at home, or so I thought. oh no- sporkastrophe! but then, I discovered I'd put it in my other pocket, where I usually keep my keys... honestly, I literally couldn't stop laughing!