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snouty · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:56 pm Post subject: snouty's blog

welcome to my thrilling, high-octane blog!

today the black-ops were after me again. they were firing; I ran down this alley, up the fire escape. shots were zinging off the metal. I reached the top of the building- there's a helicopter just taking off- shit, it's Mr Big! he's getting away! quickly I grabbed the rung of the helicopter landing frame; got it with just one hand... the black-ops had reached the roof by then, and they started firing at my dangling, kicking legs- lucky for me they are the bad guys, and we all know what terrible shots they are... I think one of them even had a semi-automatic.

so then the door to the 'copter opens, and one of Mr Big's evil henchmen starts firing down at me with a hand-gun. I do a quick scan of the location, and then do an incredible 1000ft drop straight into the middle of the Thames, where the sub is waiting to take me back to base...

not really, I just poured meself some special brew and watched 'countdown.' 'Ah'll 'ave a conshernant, pleash carol!' *falls out of chair*

flick · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:27 pm Post subject:

you start your drinking early eh snouty

snouty · Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:50 pm Post subject:

early?! I was still going from last night!

snouty · Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:41 pm Post subject:

right, I might as well stick stuff in here that I find interesting... I really liked this post by mauvais at pac-man-

bbob · loves women Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 823

what a boring blog, by a boring boring person.

bbob · loves women Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 823

and if you ever mention pacman again i'll make you eat so much pacman that you're sick.

hiccup · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:10 am Post subject:

Oh hush bob.

More like the first post!

bbob · loves women Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 823

bbob · loves women Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 823

i admit it did stretch my powers of reading comprehension to the limit.

but really it was a joke.

bbob · loves women Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 823

so i'm sitting in a field skinning up, and the river in front of me starts to thrash and churn. in horror, i watch as a water daemon drags itself out of the river.

[img]http://www.conceptart.org/forums/image.php?u=8776&dateline=1136397269[/img]

but it's ok - i say a little prayer to god and the daemon takes one step, tumbles over and falls alseep on my shoulder.

but lo - i turn around and the woman i was with has fallen asleep too. i start screaming, loudly, at god, but the daemon doesn't wake up. so i'm ok

well actually, none of that happened, i've just been rocking myself to sleep in a mental institution for the past 15 years. the doctors smile wriely [sp] and slam the door shut.

Ninjadmin · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:54 am Post subject:

snouty · Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:04 am Post subject:

bit surprised about mauvais. I've always liked him, and found him one of the wittiest people online. I can't really call it- it's a shitty thing to say, or even a couple of shitty things to say, but I don't know the situation. I've said some stupid things at times when 'spitting the dummy'... admittedly, nothing like that... hmmmm

I think I'll do the audacity thing soon. I actually really like reading stories to people, and I've got quite a few silly ones that I wrote with my mate...

Bob- if a man can't be boring in his own blog, where can he be boring?! I thought that's what blogs were for!

hiccup- I've got a bit of lurgy, so I'm not writing anything creative at the moment... however, here is a piece I wrote a few months back on another website, that is literally bursting with drama and passion... it's called-

Gordon Brown & the UK Budget Deficit

...and so brave Gordon set out on his quest to slay the fearsome UK Budget Deficit with his mighty fiscal policy pork sword! And yay, the townsfolk cheered!! 'E.U! E.U!' they gaily chanted...

and Gordon travelled far and wide, and soon he came upon the evil Recession Dragon, and he did slay the fearsome beast with one smite of his European Commission counterparts (OOOH!) shouting 'fie on thee, thou loathsome tax-budget! I am the mighty GORDON BROWN!; best-ever prime minister and love machine!!'

and yay, the townsfolk cheered... er, again...

...apart from the evil Baron Blair, who, unseen at the back of the crowd, was silently flicking him the V's...

More of the exciting erotic adventures of Gordon Brown PM, er... never

actually, re-reading it, that's very Pythonesque isn't it?

hiccup · Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:03 am Post subject:

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Ninjadmin · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 3:47 pm Post subject:

snouty · Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:52 pm Post subject:

ah, that was something you said, ninjaboy...

'un-nice' and 'negative' are two separate things, imo- you're both!

by the way, do you do name-changes? the 'snouty' thing feels a bit like something from the past for me now, with some negative connotations... some of the stuff I posted under that username was pretty extreme- I put myself in extreme situations and then wrote about it...

I'm not that person anymore. 2007 was kind of my 'winehouse' year... I don't think it could happen again- it's all blue skies and rainbows round 'ere now

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:04 pm Post subject:

i can change your name easily yeah

i want to change mine as well, same reason. but i need to think of another new one.....

snouty · Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:32 pm Post subject:

I was 'the dead bee museum' at a couple of forums, but I want to think of a new one...

me and my mate used to think up character names to put in poems, just by one person saying something, the other free-associating a word, then the other person adding another word and so on... sum good ones were

Walking Willy Wiseways

Waggling Naughty Finger

The Mysterious World of Flapping Helmet

Fiery Tomato

Doorknob Assassin

if you want to play- here's my starters- add your first response, and start 5 more for me, which I'll then add to... and then we can both pick our favourites... if you don't want to play, I'll probably plump for 'Doorknob Assassin'

The hat...

Jammy...

Lord...

Gorgeous...

Percy...

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:52 pm Post subject:

the hat of death

jammy dodgers

lord cuntbubble III

gorgeous colander

percy correction

dirty.....

arse like a....

captain....

the seventh.....

kiss my....

snouty · Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:08 pm Post subject:

there's at least 3 I'd be happy to use from that lot... couple of unfinished ones...

the hat of death

jammy dodgers escapade

lord cuntbubble III

gorgeous colander

percy correction problem

dirty bucket

arse like a fish (...?)

Captain Cobblers

the Seventh Earl of...

kiss my butt...

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:11 pm Post subject:

the hat of death returns

dirty bucket scrubber

kiss my butt your maj

arse like a fish juggler

snouty · Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:29 pm Post subject:

silly username creation

DONE

which do you fancy (if any)?

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:36 pm Post subject:

do what your heart feels

i'm going to spend some quality time with my moms

snouty · Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:53 pm Post subject:

I feel kinda sad cos I just learned my girlfriend's had some really bad news...

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:05 pm Post subject:

snouty · Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 7:40 pm Post subject:

thanks ninj

I thought about it, and I'd like have my name as 'Doorknob Assassin' (same initials as my turbo account), and my tagline as 'the hat of death returns' please!

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 9:58 pm Post subject:

i'll do it in a bit