Ninjadmin
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100 things to do when you are a robot1. have a break by plugging yourself into a computer
2. not understand why humans are rude to you
3. moan that you don't understand how humans can be so irrational
4. discover lots of versions of yourself
5. get stuck in a loop where your programming conflicts with itself
6. see the person who created you as a godlike father figure
7. use your voice synthesis to impersonate anyone perfectly
8. not understand why humans destroy each other
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Ninjadmin
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9. rebuild yourself out of primitive scrap materials
10. control smaller robots in emergencies
11. revert to your original programming and kill
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Soreenkid
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12. not understand the reasons humans cry
13. make pornographic calculations that humans do not understand
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Ninjadmin
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14. pretend to be human
15. do the knife hand thing really fast
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J
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16. invent a joke so funny that everyone dies.
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Ninjadmin
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17. be used on the masters sail barge
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The Doctor
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18. Go psychotic when you become self aware.
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The Doctor
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19. Program binary load lifters. 
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Ninjadmin
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20. sacrifice yourself at the end
21. have a gun attached to you
22. have a secret primary function
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Moggy
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23. Have a secret console hidden in you're face.
24. Have badass blades that extend from your knuckles.
25. Have a speaker on each shoulder.
26. Melt stuff with lazer beams that are in your optical sockets.
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Ninjadmin
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27. be forgotten about for literally hundreds of years
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tangerinebreem
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28. Be obscenely good at chess in a way that make people suspicious
29. Attempt to tell jokes but they are based on unlikey binary code variations that no-one actually understands and resign yourself to never understand 'humour'
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J
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30. Watch someone fall over and not find it funny
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Moggy
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31. Piss highly flammable fuel
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sparky lightbourne
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32. KILL ALL HUMANS KILL ALL HUMANS, DESTROY, DESTROY
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Ninjadmin
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33. philosophise badly
34. fuck a microwave
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sparky lightbourne
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35. work as a porter or receptionist in a japanses hospital
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Red Jezza
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36. work in a call centre for lloyds TSB or microsoft 
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Ninjadmin
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37. read books really quickly
38. be disappointed to find out that human history is full of war
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2wheeledathiest
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39. Say "DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER"
40. RUST
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2wheeledathiest
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41. Get a dishwasher pregnant, then run away...
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flick
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wheres the other 59?
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Ninjadmin
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| flick wrote: | | wheres the other 59? |
DOES NOT COMPUTE
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2wheeledathiest
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Rupture in the space time continuum, lost em all to the void...
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Ninjadmin
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42. Get spraypainted by a gang of Mexicans
43. 'Dissasemble' small animals
44. Teach us all something with your childlike innocence
45. Get struck by lightning and become really clever
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2wheeledathiest
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46. Get struck by someone really clever and become lightning.
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