FIRK V2.0

SoreenKid · FIRK V2.0

PULL ME OUT OF THE CAR CRASH, MOTHER FUCKERS!!! I'm back and I have left all that 'shit' behind me!! I am a single man again - feel f'ing great, best I have done for moths and moths!

Ninjaboy, ya muckle soft shite, I miss ya mate - in a stricly hetrosexual manner, like, divin't be getting ya hopes up hinny.

strung out

you shoulda come out friday night, i met teapea :-o

SoreenKid

I couldn't I was busy dumping girls

teapea's class, but she did call me at 4am this morning for 2 hours

strung out

did you snog my sister last night?

SoreenKid

no, i tried to - derian looked envious and angry

smt:076

Ninjadmin

tell a fren' tell a fren'

welcome back to the world marra

SoreenKid

i had to relay some stories of burning caravans lastnight...

Ninjadmin

i saw nowt

boskysquelch

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wraeth

You were on top form Saturday night firks - brilliant to see you so cheeky and chirpy

sparky lightbourne

wraeth

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smt:076

RGB KANT

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bristle-krs

SoreenKid

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SoreenKid

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SoreenKid

daint worry, i'm hopefully getting some K this week

mmmm trippytastic!

SoreenKid

i have a telephone interview for a job as a photo editor with the mother fuckin' guardian!! I doubt i'll get it as I have no experience in mangerial things, and they asked for two years experience in the field (i have a about 8 months!)

but wtf, give it my best shot and be very enthuastic

Red Jezza

wraeth

J

fuckin' ell man, good luck!

Ninjadmin

firky becomes even more like little billy elliot

SoreenKid

I have to send some shizzle away to claire's accessories with the possibility of an interview too

http://www.claires.com/

GHEY!!!!1! junior art worker / designer

wraeth

Firks rules the fashion world

Firks - d'ya still want me to tout yer CV or do you want me to wait till you know how these interviews went?

sparky lightbourne

good luck with applications mate

boskysquelch

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SoreenKid

SoreenKid

had about 6 hours sleep in the last 36 hours. im so so so so tired but i have to stay awake.

wraeth

SoreenKid

you need to print this out too

I O DERIAN A SLAP UP MEAL OF FRIED CHICKEN AND IRN BRU

wraeth

SoreenKid

the way to a ladies heart is irn bru

J

SoreenKid

Today I feel shit. I think I have a bug from kissing girlz

Red Jezza

plural? tart!

SoreenKid

GirlZ rock (well most of them do)

I'm having a fucking spaz fit because TFL are a bunch of useless cunts who can't take a payment on PAYG Oyster. I *need* to top up my card as a matter of getting a job or not.

Jesus H. Christ, why is that all their reps on the phone talk like they've got a gobful of marbles too? Cockney cunts. smt:076

SoreenKid

I may be gone sometime... tell the wife n kids I loved them!

wraeth

It's gonna be a lorra lorra laughs

J

*phones A&E*

SoreenKid

Pfft! Manic weekend, arguments, drink, hot dates with derian - head fucks from people and all manner of things. Woo! Feel like I'm getting too old to care anymore, or get wound up about to the extent that I would of few months ago. Dunno, guess its just because it is the same ol' shit - gets a bit tiring

However I've spent the last 48 hours in Wapping, been wicked... good food, good company, good shower, good wine, good god! Should get off my skinny arse and take some photos tonight when I'm sober.

Can't beleive I jumped onto a rusting barge on the thames half pissed at 4am to take a photo of tower bridge - I'd of snk like a stone if I had mis-judged teh distance.

wraeth

It was nervewracking watching you

sparky lightbourne

no wonder you looked so worried in that photo!

wraeth

That was before

SoreenKid

Climbed up a load of scaffoloding in toon to watch the sunrise when I was abotut 6, it wasn't until the sun had risen I realised what a stupid thing I had done! Also walked under a flyover above the A1 when I was a kid for a dare

wraeth

I bet you were a real trial to yer ma smt:076

RaverDrew

I climbed up a crane whilst buzzin on e's, coke , speed n acid to watch the sunrise over London.

It's only when I reached the top I remembered how fuckin shit scared of heights I was.

Took me about 30 seconds to climb up and 3 hours in tears to climb down. I was gonna call the fire brigade at first, but dropped my phone all the way down cos I was shaking so much.

I honestly thought I was gonna die. Everything was spinning round my hands were sweating, rails I was trying to grab onto were just disappearing.

It still makes me clam up and wanna scream just thinking about it.

wraeth

ooo scary experience that Drew

SoreenKid

you tit

i've always managed to keep a little bit of sanity when i've been drunk or wrecked, rarely get wrecked these days - been there done that and bought the tshirt. Still have the desire to do tit at times but I just know I'm going to feel like shit for ages and my liver is broken.. so I don't really want to die again!

Having said that about six weeks after i came out of hosptial i was around at ninjaboy's getting cained nad collapsed in the middle of the road. Dalton and Liam had to carry me back to the house and put me to bed. I felt proper ashamed the next day hehehe.

RaverDrew

It was a very silly thing to do.

I'd just had the perfect night, England had beaten the germans 5-1, had the perfect party afterwards. I think I felt I was indestructable. As you do.

I never have been the same with heights since, I can't go near any high ledges with getting the feeling I'm gonna get blown or sucked off em.

SoreenKid

I was working in a bar that night, you can imagine what it was like

RaverDrew

full of heemasexs ?

SoreenKid

lol

full of pissed up builders and wankers

thora

SoreenKid

Had quite a busy day today. Went to pick up a pouf thing, fnarfanr from Coldharbour Lane. Then went for a wander around Walworth and down to Elephant and Castle. Then spent much of the evening helping zenie do some filing for her mate who's a mechanic. I have to go and decorate and do some gardening this weekend... cash in hand - £8ph so that should be alright. Get me some scran with the money.

Had a wee bit of a migraine this afternoon but plenty of sweet tea and fat bacon and brie sarnie soon cleared that after a little snooze.

Really must do some washing this week as I have no clean clothes left bar two tshirts and a pair of jeans

Still aint heard about the interview but I did get asked to send some examples of my work to another agency. I know I'll not get that one though as they're very corporate (and my work is anything but thankfully).

Ninjadmin

don't these jobs usually take 2 weeks for a callback?

SoreenKid

I got up at 10am and felt proper pissed off, so I thought I'd let it pass by reading for a bit. That only made me more pissed off, so eventually I get up at mid-day and it is just as well I'm home alone as I am in a really fucking bad mood. Just want to kick the cat and rant at something.

Nothing in particular has pissed me off. I even have stuff that I should be pleased about (albeit it nothing much). Fact of the matter is I am in a really bad mood. I have this little voice in my head that keeps going around and around and around and it is driving me up the wall.

smt:076

I dunno what I want?! GGRR

SoreenKid

Ninjadmin

if you don't get it, you should just get a fucking bar job or summat so you got a few quid in your pocket once a week and somewhere to be

SoreenKid

Can't even get a fuckin' bar job for some reason, waiting for the rock and roll to sort some shit out. May sell my camera and buy a one way ticket to somewhere and not tell anyone where I've gone... do my vanishing thing again. Does me good to fuck off once in a while.

Ninjadmin

don't sell your camera ya dafty

that's your most precious possesion

Red Jezza

RaverDrew

INNIT SECONDED

SoreenKid

I've already emailed the bloke saying "should you wish to get in contact with me call me on 07929 484 blah blah" but no response, but I did just get an email from this bird:

sparky lightbourne

wot jezza said

thora

If things haven't picked up by Christmas come and live with me in Berlizzle innit blud

SoreenKid

can we have a brahn baby?

thora

boskysquelch

Ninjadmin

firky: born 20 years too late to be in nirvana

SoreenKid

SoreenKid

Feeling happier again!! Although it is a Friday night and everyone is out doing fun things where as I'm stopping in out of choice - and even if I had the funds to go out, I'm not sure I would want to go out. Feel really alone at the moment :-/

I think you always do feel more alone in a big city though.

If I will have a drink it will be purely out of boredom and I don't want to get into that habit again. It is odd though, as sad as it is, I used to really enjoy my own company - sit back with a bottle of wine, couple of spliffs (if I'm lucky), and just downloading new music on the net.

Got an interview on Monday. £26k pa

be sweet if I get that, but I am in desperate need of a haircut so I'll look like a right scruff when I go

WTF is going on here, eh?

Ninjadmin

good lad

wraeth

Good stuff firks, will keep my fingers crossed fer yer inbterview an all

Red Jezza

g'luck firks, i'm rooting for ya, PM me if you want interview advice

SoreenKid

what's a good excuse for not owning a suit?

The Doctor

SoreenKid

just discovered am gonna be a slap heed

SoreenKid

Really wanted to go out with my camera today and get some shots of the architecture along the south bank, but the weather was shit for photos. Dull grey skies along with grey concrete brutalist architecture = shit. No strong shadows or contrasts

Wondering if I can sell my Steam ID on ebay?

STEAM ACCOUNT ID: US $132.50, with five hours left! I think I will sell mine

SoreenKid

So this is it? The decline and fall of western civilisation, as witnessed from the comfort of our homes. Sitting in the confines of our rooms, huddled up infront of a glowing screen. Paranoid but content. Trying not to dream of a life less mundane, a life like the one presented to us in the glossy magazines, tv stations and posters that saturate every conscious moment. A Life where you don't need the escapisms of drugs, alcohol or false personalties.

Fuck that for a game of solders!

Not me. No I am Soreen Kid, and I am no dreamer. I thrive on being thrown onto this earth. Out to earn my piece of a life, and maybe a slice of history. Unlike the 'others' that just don't get it, I know the best way to get noticed is to kill every mother fucker out there.

In my Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. imagination, life is your creation.

RaverDrew

get a no.2 all over I reckon

Ninjadmin

your dad has got lots of hair tho

SoreenKid

Aye, for 60 years old he aint bad - nor is me mum... I know I would

Ninjadmin

wrongun

SoreenKid

i am supposed to be at a nursery painting it... but i really cant be fucked to go

anyone know a good excuse to delay it till tomorrow or the day after?

RaverDrew

SoreenKid

its not that i don't wanna do it, i have just procastinated doing shizzle until the last minute as per usual - gotta sort out my folio for tomorrow, wash and iron a shirt, do me hair and nails, then clean this place up a bit before zenie gets back 'cos i've sorta trashed it a little

nothing but unwashed dishes and overflowing ashtrays but she's comign back with her mum so i best make it look the shizzle

i'm going tomorrow instead

Ninjadmin

sort your folio out firky

SoreenKid

its cool man, can't believe some of the shit in... I look at it (I got it mounted and printed off proffeshannly) and it looks the dog's knackers

Ninjadmin

it's flappin about in the wind

SoreenKid

I just had the world's shortest interview ever. In and out in 15 minutes

I don't think I'll be getting that one - the interviewer never looked at me in the eye once smt:076

Going back to bed in a bit methinks cos I feel like poooo

wraeth

Awr poor firks

Interviewers, meh :rolls eyes vigourously:

SoreenKid

Was a bit of an oddun actually, she looked about 18, seemed to be really nervous, never shook my hand, or looked me in eye, read generic question from a sheet like a robot. I guess someone was off today and she was covering :?

I should of given her a wink and a smile, "how you doin'?"

women love that shit. ficcle creatures.