Ninjadmin
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Gay TeasEarl Grey 
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the button
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What's that one that tastes of damp wood bonfires? Lapsang souchong? It's vile, whatever it is.
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the button
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I quite like Earl Grey though. 
Not first thing in the morning, like. Yorkshire Gold. 
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Ninjadmin
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| the button wrote: | | What's that one that tastes of damp wood bonfires? Lapsang souchong? It's vile, whatever it is. |
you mean that brown rice tea?
i used to drink gallons of that cold in korea
it's not really tea tho......
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the button
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Nah, this stuff is definitely tea. Albeit tea that tastes like piss.
| Quote: | | Lapsang souchong is a black tea originally from the Mount Wuyi area in the Fujian province of China, sometimes referred to as Smoke Tea. The tea leaves have been withered over pine or cedar fires, pan-fired, rolled and oxidized before being fully dried in bamboo baskets over burning pine. The result is a smoky, robust tea with an overriding scent and flavour of wood smoke, which dominates the flavour of the black tea itself. |
I might edit the wiki so it says
| Quote: | | Lapsang souchong is a black tea originally from the Mount Wuyi area in the Fujian province of China[1], sometimes referred to as Smoke Tea. The tea leaves have been withered over pine or cedar fires, pan-fired, rolled and oxidized before being fully dried in bamboo baskets over burning pine.[2] The result is a smoky, robust tea with an overriding scent and flavour of piss, which dominates the flavour of the black tea itself. |
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Ninjadmin
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chinese woodsman piss
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the button
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| Ninjadmin wrote: | | chinese woodsman piss |
... is probably what lapsang souchong means. Honestly, they must think we're cunts.
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Ninjadmin
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they used to feed me wierd food in korea which they said was traditional but i'm sure they were just taking the piss
"traditional korean pube cake" 
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the button
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It's like that Tribe series on the telly. The bloke goes in all earnest & thinks he's being accepted by the natives. But of course he can't see the subtitles saying things along the lines of "What can we make him eat now? lol"
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smexyd00d
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Gay Teas?
YOU'RE ALL GAY TEASES!
roflmaobbq
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DrCarnage
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all tea except Yorkshire Gold is gay
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