jesus
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Jesus blogsoh yea oh yea
today i walked into galillee it was dead good, lots of palm and that
might go to a couple of pubs then off to jerusalem with the lads for a curry afterwards
peter is being a mardy cunt but judas is well up for it, he's just come into a bit of cash
mary maggalene was trying it on last night, but to be honest i'm a big puff and i bum men
been working on a couple of hymns this week, not got anything finished, made a new psalm which you can find here www.god.cunt but tbh it isnt one of my best
more later
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Lava
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Top Blog.
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The Choad
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Jesus fucking christ!
He is risen.
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jesus
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STOP WANKING LAVA!!!!
me dad can see you playing about with your man bits, but i forgive you 
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Lava
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I'm not wanking, I'm having my supper.
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jesus
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better not be any fucking pork in there
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Lava
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No, it's fish. And it's a friday!
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God
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You'd better appreciate that fish I created for you
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jesus
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oh shit, me dads here
everyone be nice or he'll smite you up propa
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God
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*fingers lightning button*
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jesus
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reports GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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God
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All reports ultimately come to me.
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jesus
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my dad is teh cool
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God
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Did you get me that manbag I asked you to buy me?
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jesus
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oh yay
rejoice father
it is the manbag of manbags
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