bristle-krs
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learn to swear in foreignizzle languages!afrikaans:
Spier van plesier :: Muscle of pleasure (the penis)
Grot van genot :: Cave of please (the vagina)
Die poes :: That bastard
Jy is 'n poes :: You are a cunt
Jou doos :: You shithead
Ek gee nie 'n moer om nie :: I don't care a damn
Vol kak :: Full of shit
Diep in die kak :: In deep shit
Voertsek :: Get lost
Klein kakfokker :: Little shit-fucker
Fok jou :: Fuck you
Jy is 'n fokken teef :: You are a fucking bitch
Jou naai :: You fucking shit
Domkop :: Idiot
Jy is vol kak :: You are full of shit
Suig my piel :: Suck my dick
Jou simpel kont :: You stupid cunt
Jou kont se kind :: Your cunt's child
Jou ma was n man :: Your mother was a man
Fok jou en jou hele familie :: Fuck you and your whole family
Loop naai jou hand :: Go fuck your hand
Ek sal jou donner :: I'll smack you
Jou kwas :: Idiot
Jou Pielkop :: Dickhead
Snot sambok :: Penis
Slymsloot :: Vagina
Trill :: Penis
Fok jou, eet kak en vrek :: Fuck you, eat shit and die
Stront vir breins! :: Shit for brains!
Jy's 'n hondenaaier :: You're a dog fucker
Sit jou kop in die koei se kont en wag tot die bul jou kom holnaai :: Put your head in a cow's ass and wait until a bull penetrates your anus
Jou Ma skuld my hond nog kleingeld :: Your mum owes my dog change
Jou ma se wap skiet pap :: Your mother's pussy shoots porridge
Jou piel ruik soos ou vrot kaas :: Your dick smells like old vile cheese
and my favourite:
Jou drie-draadige, lang-haarige, snot-snaarige blou bles bliksem :: You long-haired, snot-encrusted true blue bastard with three dicks
from insultmonger
post your favourite furren filthymouthness here!
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wraeth
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Jy is 'n aborsie-baba wat uit die asblik kon klim - unless you go and vote on the gather in secret
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bristle-krs
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aye aye!
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wraeth
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| bristle-krs wrote: | aye aye!
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Mmmmm.
I do like a bit of obedience
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SoreenKid
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dikke koe - fat cow, in dutch. Only phrase I needed to know when in the dam
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Ninjadmin
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rok op - fuck off in dutch
Italian
testa di cazzo - dickhead
scassa marrone
scassa coglione
rompi di palle'
tocca pallone - all mean ball breaker
vaffanculo - go fuck yourself
merda -pooio
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wraeth
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More Italian
Stronzo - turd
Cretino - cretin
Lui è un verme - he is a worm
Un perfetto mascalzone e anche brutto - An utter scoundrel, and ugly, too
Proprio uno stronzo - Complete asshole
Sporco parassita - Filthy parasite
Odioso zuccone - Hateful fool
Tuo padre è un pollo - Your father is as smart as a chicken
Ti possano venire dei figli con la faccia da babbuini - May your children have the faces of baboons
Che pezzo di stupido! - What a jerk!
Ma è pazzo? - What are you? Crazy?
Ti sei bevuto il cervello? - Have you swallowed your brain?
E possano i tuoi denti marcire prima di Natale! - And may the rest of your teeth rot before Christmas!
Signore, se veramente vuole morire, la accontento - Sir, if you truly have a death wish, I'll be happy to oblige you.
Sei di tek! - Blockhead!
Traditore! - Traitor!
Ma chi t'ha pagato? - Whose payroll are you on?
Frocio! - Sissy!
Fa schifo - You're disgusting
Neanche se lei fosse l'unico uomo sulla terra - Not if you were the last man on earth
Sporco! - Filth!
Vada via che sa di aglio - Bog off, garlic breath
Mia moglie e grassissima ed è piena di porri - My wife is very fat and has many warts
Spero che le macchie siano venute via - I hope the stains come out
Credo sia troppo presto per l'estrema unzione? - Isn't it too early to administer last rites?
Sulla tomba di tua madre! - On your mother's grave!
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Ninjadmin
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verme schifoso - filthy worm
i wanna go back to italia now
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wraeth
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Me too
Ey up. Breaking news. Freddie Laker's kicked it.
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zenie
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I forgot how much I liked it here
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wraeth
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We've got a get together on Friday Zenie. Look in the secret forum. The sticky
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Ninjadmin
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yay moe girls
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Random One
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Panjabi
pen chod: sisterfucker
ma chod: motherfucker
chodu: fucker
kuti: bitch
haraam zaada: bastard/fucking idiot/cunt (a good word to shout at anyone who has screwed you over basically- the translation here is not literal)
they will do for now
hows that for a first post!
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wraeth
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Best. First. Post. Ever.
Ninj - we need a prize!!!!
(I'm going to use chodu all the time from now on )
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Random One
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lol
pronounced with a "light" D sound...probably more chodhu
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wraeth
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Avatar
(runs off to girls forum)
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Ninjadmin
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geordies say chod as well
and radge
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bristle-krs
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what about some korean radgeness?
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Ninjadmin
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babo - idiot
banza - twat
rather shockingly, i know fuck all korean
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