carmella chihuahua
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Lizzies blog!It is a truth universally acknowledged that a persian cat sitting on a computer is in need of a blog. I thus therefore will regale you with my chequered and intriguing past before we traverse to my current pontifications.
I came tragically to carmella's attention when her mother, my mortal enemy who I scratched really really badly and made her very cross, saw a poster of me. Fortunately it was not the 'Wanted' poster after that 'incident' at the vets but a poster advertising me as in need of a home with no dogs, cats, nervous people, haemaphiliacs etc due to my showcat career being over after another 'incident' which resulted in me damaging one eye.You should have seen the judge though 
It was love at first sight
Carmella lets me weewee in the hall and scratch the banisters and get other cats and buys me expensive food that i wont eat and puts sunglasses and hats on me which i actually do really love even though i pretend not too like with dancing. She is the most irresponsible owner ever.
Today, i have been mostly lying on my back next to carmella in her room. I opened one eye approxiamtely half an hour ago.
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wraeth
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You should have your own log-in lizziecat :-/
It's very irresponsible of carmella to let you post under hers 
We want more from lizziecat the poster
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misskitty
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Re: Lizzies blog! | lizziecat wrote: | ...
Today, i have been mostly lying on my back next to carmella in her room. I opened one eye approxiamtely half an hour ago.
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Wow, so you can type with your eyes shut Lizziecat?? 
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carmella chihuahua
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Lizzie under carmella's login till i get my own puter...I can of course type with my eyes shut-i do most things with my eyes shut
17.53-i have just unexpectedly bitten Carmella. I'm sure it was an accident
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wraeth
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Did you tell carmella about what I observed you doing on Saturday night at about 3am lizziecat?
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misskitty
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was you out a-courting, Lizzie??? 
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misskitty
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Lizziecat, LIiiiiiizziecat,
What are they feeding you?
Lizziecat, Liiizziecat,
Its not your faauuuuuuult
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carmella chihuahua
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| Derian wrote: | Did you tell carmella about what I observed you doing on Saturday night at about 3am lizziecat?
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Was it anything involving the hall Can lizziecat have her own login? Shall i stop being so demanding? 
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wraeth
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| carmella chihuahua wrote: | | Derian wrote: | Did you tell carmella about what I observed you doing on Saturday night at about 3am lizziecat?
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Was it anything involving the hall Can lizziecat have her own login? Shall i stop being so demanding? |
Lizziecat is allowed her own login - deffo 
She was nowhere near the hall
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Ninjadmin
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i'd shave the fucker
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lizziecat
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I'de shave you
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wraeth
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Don't worry lizziecat, koreans eat dogs not lizziecats
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J
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hello lizziecat, i very nearly stepped on you when i got back at 4:00am the other day; i hope you forgive me
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Kicksnare
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And what may I ask were you doing rolling in at such an hour.
*folds arms on chest and tuts impatiently*
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misskitty
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gorging himself on pies and lashings of ginger beer I expect :-/
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J
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i was making my way back from a party that somehow engulfed me until that particular hour
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misskitty
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All these parties. You get your frock on, do your hair... no one talks to the real you 
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Lava
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| misskitty wrote: | | All these parties. You get your frock on, do your hair... no one talks to the real you |
No one talks me when I wear my frock at parties.
They do stare and point though.
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lizziecat
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As a cat, i do not appreciate clothes. But dresses on men look hot apparenty according to carmella. and eyeliner.
Today, wee weed in the hall and got told off and putin the lean to but i like the lean to cos i can stare like this at next door cats though the cat flap i refuse to go through unless i am getting chased for doing a wee wee in the hall.
I am tired from waking up carmella every half hour all night by patting her and jumping on her and playing with her toes. Heh. Night, off to do the same. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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wraeth
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Lizziecat rocks
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J
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she's a feline
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wraeth
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I didn't realise it was 4.00 am when you got in J
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J
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i was quiet and panther-like where were you then coz u wernt on the sofa?
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wraeth
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| J wrote: | | i was quiet and panther-like where were you then coz u wernt on the sofa? |
I stayed over at your mum's fab new place and walked over to meet carmella in the morning
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lizziecat
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Another intersting football match.I think in the first half England set themselves too wide.They were in control of the ball over 60 purrcent of the time and made many attempts at the goal but Owen was a joke. Beckham although seeming to retain to his previous form till hit too inaccurately and often there was no striker there to take it. Trinidad and Tobago appeared to be faster runners but did not control the ball enough but were still a good team and by no means the walk overs, the tabloids in my litter tray stated. Not that i read them as i wee wee in the hall
I wanted a bit more adventure by lampard but what doi know,im only a cat
:nono: :nono: :nono:
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misskitty
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I want more Lizziecat!!
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Kicksnare
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Lizziecat! Lizziecat!
What do we want?!
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