MisSKitty's drunken ramblings

misskitty · MisSKitty's drunken ramblings

... and possibly a sensible comment here and there.
I am currently post pizza/kebab stage of the night and currently still able to type so I thought i'D av a go at this blog melarkey. Just went to see a band at Stealth in Nottingham called the Infidels or sommat, and found myself inadvertently thrust against the supposedly "young and hip" ie them trendy gobshites who frequent these types of establishment on a regular basis. The support act looked like he was trying to be Marty McFly, more Gordan Brittas really. He had a certain leisure centre air about him. I dank grolsh all night (not the norm for me, I'm a proper wino) at £1.50 a pint, but as the last time I drank beer was in Russia and that was 60p a litre, it didn't seem a massive bargain to be honest. And Paddy's was bloody closed wannit?? But I got my pizza in the end so alls fair in love and hatred of indie types. Till the next timme x

strung out

Don't be rude about the infidels. They're my housemates friends

Ninjadmin

indie sucks

it's not exactly interesting is it? "oooh! look, this band use a 303, thats clever"

cunts

misskitty

mornin

Strung Out, *sigh*, I wasn't rude about them, I was rude about the support and the twats who were hitting me in the face with their Mary Kate Olsen Beads and combover indie hair.

Get it right.

misskitty

Owww..... It hurts.

I haven't smoked since, well last sat butbeforethatitwaslike ages ago, and I smoked three last night and my throat hurts now.

Owwwww

P.S. Strung Out you are such a groupie

strung out

groupie? :?

misskitty

strung out

heh... nice tagline

misskitty

fucker

I'm gonna tell daddy you think jesus is gay

strung out

Ninjadmin

fsamily feuds are tha shit

misskitty

Today I woke up still pissed. I stumbled out of my room while my flatmate's 15 year old sister was getting up, and I looked like utter shit - makeup still smeared over my face etc. We've got twice as many as normal people staying in the flat this weekend, half of which are 15 year olds... very disconcerting. I managed to get to my Nationalism lecture for 12 and by then my hangover was really kicking in, and as I said I had a hurty throat. There was this fuckin trendy hag sitting two down from me asking irrelevant questions like, "do you think there is some kind of irony in the fact that captalism is taking the place of nationalism in the global arena [I paraphrase her drivel] and should nationalism be placed alongside a right wing political standpoint..." blah blah blah, while I was saying sommat like "Canterbury tales... Chaucer... Shakespeare". Eye dunno. Anyway, faffed aboot a bit, watched neighbours, fell asleep, made tea and watched Buffalo Soldiers. A blurry good film. Followed by Sliding Doors. A shite film.
Gotta go to bed now, singing at 9 in the morning. Hope you all had a good time at t'pub. Nightal x

misskitty

Just got back from singing, fucked it up proper! And there was a critic in the audience. Ho hum. So went t'pub for lunch and drinkage. I had a "sticky orange chicken salad", which translates as chicken covered in marmalade and some lettuce. :? Went to tescos pissed and chucked in my basket half the fruit and veg aisle, but luckily I didn't look to stupid at the checkout as the guy in front of me was a complete mentalist. Well they have to eat too I suppose. Man U are losing, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, gutted. Now am bedding down for a nap.

misskitty

Mmmmm.... nappage. Good nap.
Went out t'pub for a beer before watching Final Destination, an appalling film, with possibly the most amount of plotholes I have ever seen. But relatively amusing for this reason. Made my tea of mangetout, baby sweetcorn, peppers, french beans and carrot stir fry with wok soy sauce. Nice. Now I am going to watch my best of 2005 straight 8 dvd before going to bed again.
Ahhhh, bed.

wraeth

Bed :?

I've only just started decising to put me tea on

Ninjadmin

i thought that said 'mangetout baby', which would be cooler

misskitty

Yeah that would have been cooler.
I just woke up after having a dream that Nelson Mandela was my father and Sienna Miller was my stepmother, and she was whining on to me about how he was gonna split up with her.
And she had a tache and really bad teeth up close.
Hah.

Ninjadmin

misskitty

knackered. Been out at top secret uni organisation bizzle today... so secret, I need to have an alias for it and I'm not allowed to tell anyone I know I'm in it or divulge any other member's identities! How exciting! I'm not even allowed to know the location of headquarters until I've finished training! Spiffy!!
Went to a pub quizzle and won two bottles of wine and a kinder surprise. So thats chocolate, excitement, and a toy! An all in all successful day.
Time for bed methinks.

2wheeledathiest

This all has the makings of an almost unreadable (and therefore the work of a tortured genius) biog. Glittering prizes, fame and a really bad second tome beckon. Huzzah

Ninjadmin

blog of the year

your mum

More!

I need my miss kitty fix.

The Doctor

I'm gonna start one of these when I can be arsed

Ninjadmin

this one is really the benchmark

misskitty comes in pissed and rants about a shit indy gig

misskitty

Ar, cheers!! Well there's plenty more material. Although I haven't been pissed at all today

Had an awful nights sleep last night thanks to leaving my computer on all night - fell asleep whilst listening to twinkleboi's latest podcast - camp gayness abounding as usual. Managed to drag myself up at 4 to turn it off - its horrible waking up to the computer or TV still on, cos all the time you're asleep you know its there, but as soon as you actually wake up its the loudest WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound and all you can think about is just making it stop, but you can't open your eyes cos you're still asleep and you're just thinking I need to make it stop I need to make it stop I need to make it stop stop stop stop stop etc and thats the only logic you know *breathe*
and then calm. But then you look at the clock and its an hour before you have to be up. Shit.
Anyhoo, managed to stumble into uni for 9 for a pointless lecture on how to structure an argument - fairly silly as we have already done over half the year's work without them telling us this. So feeling very proud of myself for getting up so well and overcoming such hurdles as legging it over a dual carriageway without killing myself, I set about my day. You're all probaly quite bored of this now so to summarise I went to the library and got lost in the short loans section, and failed in my mission not to spend a substantial amount of money as soon as I found out Roni Size was playing this friday at Stealth, thus managing to spend around £40 on bits and boobs here and there. Piss and bollocks! Oh and went to the library to do some reading, where some 3rd year gimp was practising conducting for orchestra on the same table as me. This is the same 3rd year gimp who said to me, "so you're interested in music tech then? Why not come round my house and I'll show you my knob....s on my mixing desk." Lamest line ever.
Went out to secret society bizzle again. Was very good. Still can't tell you anything about it, although tonight it did involve giraffes... I may tell you soon, but for now, 'tis still a secret. *note to self: stay aloof*
Got back, made tea and watched programme on C4 about that baby with two heads. Was very sad, although I still marvel at channel 4's brazeness in picking titles for these programmes; here, aptly named, "the baby with two heads." I also liked, "the boy whose skin fell off" and "how to divorce without screwing up your kids". Catchy, yet descriptive! Also treating a sensitive subject with the freakshow mentality that will rope in the mass audiences. Love it. Then watched "going cold turkey" - very weird programme but gripping nonetheless.
Still not pissed

Today was a bit of hardcore blogging there actually!!
Sorry to disappoint my avid readers, but there will definately be drunken babblings wednesday and friday, if not before. Word.

misskitty

Didn't go to bed until 2 last night. Now I am ridiculously awake

misskitty

Arrrrrrr. Pissed with rain yest and I had to walk back from sainsburys

Didn't really do anything all day, but I could feel some sort of illness creeping up on me. Went to the Marquis of Sloane for a beer, its the new hip Raleigh hangout... well, its actually an old man pub, but thats why we like it, its got darts, pool, and a little cute puppy running about called Roxy. The landlady seems to really like us there, they keep locking us in and letting us dance on the tables when very pissed :smt117
Went to bed around 11 with a killer headache already, then couldn't sleep and I got the shivers. Woke up feeling poo so haven't gone in to uni and I'm skiving off Oxfam this afternoon too.
But on the upside, flatmates are going to see a house today, so we might not be homeless next year! £56 a week, not bad

misskitty

I just put on my scarf to wrap me up nice and warm and I found a strepsil stuck to it :? :? :?

Lava

misskitty

Flatmates went to see the house, wasn't very nice so back to looking

It is now day three of my crippling illness, which has developed from killer headache to cold to the sweats :?
Internet was down yesterday so no chance to do anyfink

Meant to be going to Stealth tonight for Roni Size, gonna have to drag myself there. If I drink I think I might collapse from the amount of paracetamol and lemsip combined in my bloodstream

Ninjadmin

poor kitty

jungle may have a healing effect

misskitty

Thought I might attempt to attend a lecture today, but got about 10 metres outside the front door and decided it was too cold. Hat weather, if you will, and I have no hat.
So instead I think I might try to rescue my room from the stagnant disease ridden pit it has become.

misskitty

Did bugger all today, tidied my room slightly, then had a three hour nap

Dreamt about Paul Weller, Prince, and a scary bloke from Sin City who chased me and my dad out of the cinema

Just had some chips

Think I'm gonna make it to Roni Size tonight but I am going to stick to Red Bull based drinks, if I'm gonna make it to 6am

misskitty

Would've written this last night but the bloody internet was down wannit so I scribbled some stuff on a bit of paper just so I dint forget. But I'm still drunk so I guess it doesn't really matter.
Thank the Lord for pacing oneself. And well done me for sciving off everything on fri just so I could get some sleep to get through the night. So with Paracetamlo, lemsip, pro plus and beer in my heart so to speak so I didst go forth to Steath, after hitting the Grove and The Old Peacock first. And d n b must be the best cure for illness becouse I feel so much better now! Dunno if that'll still be true in 5 hours...
Stealth is a really good venue I reckon, big, but with loads of interlocking rooms upstairs and downstairs so it still feels really close. Managed to be up the front by the end of roni size, got some shit pics on my shit camera phone. might post them later. Despite having never really seriously drunk beer managed to consume units of becks, corona, grolsh and redstripe... Roni Size did a wicked set as did Sub Focus I reckon. Went to see Scrath Perverts for a bit downstairs but they were a bit boring compared to what was happening upstairs.
Managed to make it to 5.30, pretty good going I reckon.
I also wrote on this piece of paper, "sweet this wicked doll just brought me a cup of hot stuff and a fag". No idea what that was about.
Dunno why I'm up really.
Mmmmm bed.
And later, pub.

Roni Size!! A bit pixelly in all fairness. Bloody camera phones

misskitty

I want a burger.

Damn me for not having any satisfactory protein/carbohydrate in my frige/cupboard

Ninjadmin

bloody studenti

misskitty

Yep. And now I can only find one shoe
And my mirror is saying I have ballooned two sizes

misskitty

Shoe found

misskitty

Rhubarb cobbler was created yesterday, and consumed both last night and this morning with the help of much custard.
Success.

misskitty

Had a nasty dreams last night involving the terminator, killer zombies trying to strangle me and rapists.

strung out

misskitty

true, true, bit more stodge than rhubarb but still delizzle. Room for improvement, I'll just have to make it again

misskitty

Alright day so far. Did an easy exam this morning about referencing and stuff. Dyed my hair, but did it in the blocked shower so left a tray of purple water in there only to find someone's coming to fix it today. So had to scoop it all out and tip it off the balcony

No need for my flatmates to stand around watching me do it

Now its naptime :smt015

Hair's not purple by the way, its brown

misskitty

Bought some things I totally did not need today after lectures:

A spiffy box to put my jewellery in
Some neon post-its
A very small washing line with pegs attached (£1, can't be bad)
Some earrings (£1)
Notes from a small island by Bill Bryson (£1)
Batteries
Chocolate and yogurt coated raisins

My Corinne Bailey Rae album came. I *heart* her. Just listening to it now.

Pancakes later

wraeth

Batteries

Lava

misskitty

For my portable radio

maybe

misskitty

cold innet

wraeth

misskitty

I am so full of pancake

But it was so worth it

misskitty

Well I'm going out now to do my work in the community, i.e. Oxfam Originals. God, its tough, working for free at a vintage clothes shop. Must. Resist. Pointless. Purchases. Well... seeing as its the big 2.0. on fri (yes that's FRIDAY people, hint hint, I want a party like Derian's 2000th post party) I might just forgedabboud my financial sit for the afternoon. I NEED PARTY CLOTHES.

thora

Are you working in the communtiy to be good person, or is in court ordered community service?

misskitty

Ho, ho, ho, Thora, no its not court ordered. I'm just a good person. Heh.
Got accosted by a gypsy today asking me to buy some pegs and some lucky heather or sommat, I declined. Bought some perfume to mask my rancid bodily odour (I'm kidding...), and then went to work where I did virtually nowt. I didn't even buy anything. But then I went to DNA's closing down sale and bought a coat

for £20!!! Had to be done. Just had my tea of noodles and veg, but in my haste to guzzle the lot I tipped soy sauce down my new scarf I got the other day. Still good for another wear though... new things are always worn for about five times longer on the first wear than you would normally; they're just so nice and pwetty, you don't want to have to stop wearing them. However this scarf now has coffee, pancake batter and soy sauce displayed in appetising array on it... think it might be due a wash.

2wheeledathiest

Got approached by a woman in town profering some `lucky heather'. I pointed out that it had not done her much good. Am now waiting for my children to be stolen and my crops to fail.

misskitty

This is so self congratulatory, but I blurry love my blog

wraeth

I loves yer blurry blog too

strung out

what a self important attention seeking thread

wraeth

It's a family thang

wraeth

Ninjadmin

hippos

wraeth

strung out

this thread confuses me

Ninjadmin

hippos are the cool

wraeth

Mud keeps hippos cool.

Mud, blud. Ya get me? Bare. Innit.

Ninjadmin

poor misskitty

wraeth

We've hijacked miss kitty's drunken ramblings with our own

Ninjadmin

and deleted em twice

wraeth

Face

misskitty

OI, OI OI!!! Party on my thread without me invited?? Blurry cheek I say. And its MY birthday tomorrow. So wot you lot gonna do about it? Eh? EH???

Had quite an exciting day today. Had a boring Early Music lecture which was wank, but me and Dave passed the time by sending round a poll of favourite animal. Rather TCTE, really. We got some really good answers back, like, "snow puma", "your mum" [I assume that meant Dave's, not our TCTE friend], and "Elena Estapopadopolos" (big bush haired girl who talks as if everythings a question and has an answer for feckin everything). Managed to get it round without lecturer noticing. Dave then went on to use it as material for his radio show.
Speaking of which, after the lecture I had my production training for URN (student radio) which was rather good and I had a go at editing a piece. Then I had to rush back to a seminar, for which I had not done the reading for. Me being the last in of course, had to sit by the lecturer dinnae cos there was no seats left, and then he proceded to look at me to kick off with a reaction. Bugger. So having asked people quickly before the seminar about what the basic outline was I mumbled sommat about "Africa... heirarchy... mmm, don't patronise the audience". I think I got away with it.
Just bought three tops in town, one being my party top for sunday. Its loverly. Pics from this weekend will I'm sure be posted soon, as it will be legendary. Ooh, my first big birthday gather!!! *gushes*

Going to have some more pancakes now. Mmmm.

thora

misskitty

thora

misskitty

Heh

misskitty

Ooops

More pancakes consumed

misskitty

Oooooooooh, I'm so excited!!!!

2wheeledathiest

Happy birthday too ya, happy birthday to ya, happy bi-rthday :smt041 :smt041 :smt041 :smt041 :smt041 :smt041 :smt041 :smt041

ps custard

misskitty

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Fankoo.

So its here...

*looks round expectantly*

...

guess nuttin is gonna happen straight away. I'm going for a wash.

my auntie sent me a fiver for "groceries". I interpret that as "wine".

misskitty

I have the same birthday as Fatima Whitbread. Awesome.

Guest

Grapes is fruit, a little on the processed side but still fruit, therefore groceries.

2wheeledathiest

Hey, it has done that guest crap to me again, my identity (be it ever so dubious) is being stolen. Gimme back my life you bastards.

What do beefy women javelin chuckers do when they retire. Does she work in a market garden set up. `Hey Fatima (would she be called Fats?) we need some bean canes over there' shuuk shuuk shuuk shuuk sorted.

misskitty

heh

she still does the chuckin'

she trains F list celebs for the television show the games

misskitty

Right!

Lovely flatmates threw me a mini party

I got a caramel cake with sparklers and an array of phallic balloons in the guise of animal shapes! Pics to follow soon.

I also got pressies including

Bagels (plain and cinnamon and raisin)
Marmite
Green and Blacks yummy chocolate (my fave)
Sweet Chili Thai Sauce
Olives stuffed with pimento
Pesto
Sundried tomato and parmesan Bread Mix
lemon drizzle cake slices
Money money money
The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
Wine
Debut Mr Scruff album to add to my collection

Yay!

Now off to do rubbish National Identity presentation, after which I'm off to the pub for afternoon drinking!! So expect lots of drunken ramblings later!!

Ninjadmin

happy birfday

misskitty

Fankoo. Just listen to me ma sing appy birthday really creepily on my answerphone

misskitty

Right!!!
Drunkebn ramblinfgsd ahoy!!
I've been uin the pub all afternoon taking pointless pics an stuff. Just been to the coop to buty crisps and chocolate, just about to crACK Open another bottle of wine. Was just saying how great the smell of petrol was. And how burfdays are great. They are!!!

Gonna watch naPOLEON DYNAMITE NOW WITH COMMENTRY and then go to flicks maybe. Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!

coastloop

maybe you suffer from panic attacks...

coastloop

knock them on the head as soon as you can

coastloop

i'm talking absolute rubbish, again, sorry :?

Lava

Lava

Guest

Dunno, I reckon she is going to top that later.

2wheeledathiest

It done that guest shit to me again :smt019

misskitty

Raaa!

Well I am in fact not quite as pissed as I was earlier but then that was ages ago - I've just had the most random birhtday evning since then. Its now, God, twenty to five or thereabouts. So this evening instead of doing all that stuff I said I might do, I fell asleep. I think I might have narcolepsy or sommat. Woke up from my nappage at about 8ish, and then went out with people to the Marquis for a few "quiet" bevvies. Instead Marquis turned into the Peacock, and we all know that once the Peacock gets involved its all downhill...
Got to the Peacock and it was blurry hot and crowded in there. Think the wine headache left over from the aftoon was settling, cos I was not liking it at all. So I went out for a breath of fresh air and bumped into Lucy who I don't know very well (she directed a play I was doing music for). She in turn bought me a drink as it was my birthday, and introduced me to lots of other yuppie arty farty types who I would not normally associate with... however it struck me the sheer volume of beautiful boys that she seemed to know, so, when she invited me to a complete strangers house party I said yes. I should just say at this juncture I have been starved of romantic attention for a considerable time, so I thought this would be a good move. I dragged along some other mates and ended up dancing it up in a ridiculous birthday fashion until 4. As expected there were lots of beautiful boys there, too many if truth be told. So I showed restraint so as to possibly get a chance in the future with said beautiful boys. Thankfully didn't make too much of a twat of myself, and even got myself in on being on the creative team for the next massive New Theatre production, so parties ahoy!! After leaving stumbled down to Pizza Inn so I could purchase some half cooked chips :? . Consumed chips amid strange Pizza Inn quarrel about cancelled orders or sommat. Weird.
...All that and I spent 50p all night. Goodun. Gotta be on campus for 12 though, doing a Jazz singing workshop tomorrow, and the parents are coming up. Ooh err.
Best be off then, and get some sort of sleep
Mmm sleep

Ninjadmin

she's gonna be groggy when she gets up

misskitty

misskitty

Bagels taste 'kin great this morning

strung out

say hi to the folks

misskitty

Just got in, been at a jazz workshop all day, whih turned out to be more gospel. Testify! It was good though, did a concert in the evening which ma and da came to. Did a bit of solo vocal improv which was pretty cool. Then the rents took me out for a pizza. They'd also brought me some organic veggies from home and my fave sour cream chocolate cake, and mail ordered some posh choccies from the channel islands which arrived in the post this morning. Bless 'em. Thank the Lord for parents! They are tokyo

Off to befordshire now, cream crackered. Slaters.

2wheeledathiest

Groovy, and choccie and veggie

Ninjadmin

i think god would approve of this blog