bristle-krs
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mum stuffor, stuff mums do
mine makes me use separate knives for the butter and the jam/marmite/honey when i make toast  "but muuuuum!!!"
and she insists that you shut the fridge door immediately after opening it, even if you can't see what you're looking for, or are just looking to see what the fuck there is in there. "but muuuuum!!!"
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Ninjadmin
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my mum used to make me wear dresses and tell me i was a girl 
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flick
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your mums both sound very sensible to me. i fucking hate butter being tainted with jam or vice versa. and ninj, you are a girl 
mine used to tell me i could never be as beautiful or as clever as her and she'd sing me that song, "anything you can do i can do better".
and she used to always bitch about me eating my chips with my fingers. but you're supposed to eat chips with your fingers. its why theyre that shape.
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Ninjadmin
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i wish
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flick
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save your money and get the op
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bristle-krs
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| flick wrote: | | i fucking hate butter being tainted with jam or vice versa |
it must be a mum thing 
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bristle-krs
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| flick wrote: | | save your money and get the op |
i'll do it cheap 
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Ninjadmin
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i want to have a baby
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flick
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| bristle-krs wrote: | | flick wrote: | | i fucking hate butter being tainted with jam or vice versa |
it must be a mum thing |
oi!!!!
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flick
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| Ninjadmin wrote: | | i want to have a baby |
bris lets get the prom queen impregnated
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bristle-krs
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Ninjadmin
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i knew there was a reason i got up this morning!!
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flick
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Ninjadmin
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
whoever runs against him for mayor shold just pay to have that film re-released at the cinema
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flick
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im gonna make you a prom queen badge 
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Ninjadmin
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awesome
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Isambard
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Isambard, do NOT put the knife in your mouth when you are sat at my table!
But muuuum, ex-boyfie has just done it too.
What ex-boyfie may or may not have done is not relevent, I am telling YOU not to do it!
:-/
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bristle-krs
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"chairs have 4 legs, not 2, so use them!"
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bristle-krs
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"not on the carpet!!!"
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Ninjadmin
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i never understood why anyone ever wanted to put a knife in their mouth anyways tbh
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bristle-krs
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"no, not 'in a minute', NOW!!!"
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bristle-krs
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| Ninjadmin wrote: | | i never understood why anyone ever wanted to put a knife in their mouth anyways tbh |
to lick every last bit of peanut butter/jam/marmite off it, obviously (plus it might also mean you can avoid washing it up )
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flick
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oooh i cant hack people putting knives in their mouths. its just one of those things that gets to me. i guess maybe i heard "you'll cut off your tongue!!" too many times as a kid. im the same way with people going cross eyed. but what if the wind does change?
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Isambard
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Oh Isambard if you are going to buy something you should spend a bit extra and get quality.
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flick
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ha mines the exact opposite. "you spent more than five pounds on a pair of jeans?!"
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Ninjadmin
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my mum is so into bargains, i totally believe in going to expensive shops so your clothes look good for years rather than buying cheap ones that you hate
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Isambard
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Ooooh you look really tired and worn out love, did you have a nice time in Bristol? 
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Isambard
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You should save more money with the Midland Bank so they get a good impression of you.
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flick
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youve got these all written down somewhere havent you? like a diary of annoying stuff your mum said to you today
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bristle-krs
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"would you like a sandwich and a cup of tea?"
though tbf that's not annoying
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Isambard
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Oh I threw your cup of tea away Isambard as it was cold.
But mum you know I like cold tea!
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bristle-krs
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i had to train mine not to do that
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bristle-krs
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but then, thinking about it, i've also retrieved food i hadn't finished eating that she'd thrown out in the garden for the cats/birds or in the bin too 
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Ninjadmin
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my little brother eats all the food i leave
my mum is a good cook and ok maybe im not hungry at 8 o clock so i put it in the fridge for later and it's been stoled
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flick
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your mums all sound lovely!
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bristle-krs
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but but but!!!
<sulks>
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Ninjadmin
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you're just taking her side
it's so unfair
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hamster
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| Isambard wrote: | | Ooooh you look really tired and worn out love, did you have a nice time in Bristol? |
PMSLOL!
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DrCarnage
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my mum goes mental if i drink juice straight from from the carton.
i learnt my lesson when i opened the fridge, got the orange juice carton and downed it. After about 4 or 5 gulps i realised that i was drinking cold chicken stock from the day before!
I swear she planted it.
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flick
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euw.
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flick
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fuck off!
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bristle-krs
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| flick wrote: | | [img]http://bp3.blogger.com/_p-3M6LffQmM/RdJN9DvjVlI/AAAAAAAAAAY/_8_QP1jjoM0/s1600-h/Moms+like+dads+only+smarter.bmp[/img] |
*helps flick with the difficult image hosting stuff*
:P
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flick
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its not my fault photobucket wont fucking work
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bristle-krs
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it's a poor craftsman who blames his tools \/
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flick
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do you want a fight? im up for it. 
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bristle-krs
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i might chip my nails
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flick
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bristle-krs
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i'm such a caring sharing 90s man
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