| Archive for Children of teh Atom BURN EM!! |
| wraeth |
Rate my willyCome on boys, post pics of your willies and I shall rate them.Don't be shy 
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| districtline |
do ya mean wally?
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| wraeth |
no, I meant firky-style
willies please
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| districtline |
only firky is allowed to do that kind of threads 
this board is becoming blatantly sexist 
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| bristle-krs |
i done this before
i dunno if i wanna scare away all our posters again, though 
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| wraeth |
Why do we only get 'sexist' accusations when a girl asks the same as a boy got away with for pages and pages?
Krzzle, we'll rely on sherbie's recommendation 
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| Ninjadmin |
i'll show you mine if you show me yours | ||||||
| bristle-krs |
lol then you'll probably end up with lots of pictures of cats and dogs and monkeys
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| wraeth |
wot no willy pics 
c'mon guys, we had loads of boobie pics, why not willies? |
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| bristle-krs |
i heard firky's is like a little baby elephant picking up a grapefruit with its trunk | ||||||
| districtline |
ok i'll have to think about it |
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| districtline |
we had no pics in any of the threads
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| bristle-krs |
firky started all this, he should be the one leading the flesh parade | ||||||
| Ninjadmin |
this is me, but it was a cold day
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| Isambard |
Surely all boys have a naughty pic somewhere on one of their profiles dont they? 
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| wraeth |
COOLEST POST EVER 
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| bristle-krs |
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| Ninjadmin |
firky is here waving his cock about and telling me to take photos of it 'eating' peanuts 
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| wraeth |
I'd be disappointed if he wasn't
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| bristle-krs |
i heard he was all 'mouth'
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| Ninjadmin |
i might delete this thread | ||||||
| Ninjadmin |
firky posting:
bristle-krs posted a nekkid pic of himself in the royal mail to some stranger on the net to scan in and post on urban
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| wraeth |
I saw that 
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| districtline |
WHAT !
that really is the coolest thing ever
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| bristle-krs |
it's not like it was a random stranger, it was just someone i'd never met off the internet | ||||||
| districtline |
fair enough then. did ninja scan and post it? | ||||||
| Refused |
Was it tastefully done? | ||||||
| wraeth |
It was, ahem, very tasteful
Firky received it in the post iirc
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| bristle-krs |
lol like i'd trust him with it!!! | ||||||
| Refused |
Damn.
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| wraeth |
There'd be no need for firky to photoshop his own willy on it instead - shirley
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| Ninjadmin |
its on my wall
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| wraeth |
me too
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| Refused |
You're on his wall???
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| wraeth |
Krzzle's tasteful ahem adorns my wall - ninj's seen it, cross my heart etc | ||||||
| Refused |
I'd cross your heart all night long, etc... | ||||||
| Ninjadmin |
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| Refused |
I did not give you permission to post that.
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| Ninjadmin |
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| districtline |
something to show your visitors
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| districtline |
i did not give you permission to post that
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| wraeth |
That's what's on my wall
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| Refused |
I think I've seen you in a pr0n.
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| Ninjadmin |
it's girth that matters
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| Refused |
It can matter too much...
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| Ninjadmin |
i think i drove everyone away
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| Ninjadmin |
now to steal firkys urban password
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| districtline |
don't do it!!
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| Soreenkid |
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| fizzerbird |
I'm coming back as an orca in my next life!
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| Soreenkid |
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| flick |
why are men so weird? | ||||||
| Ninjadmin |
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| districtline |
highly disturbing |
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| districtline |
anyway, i wasn't sure i wanted my pic here but we'll keep it up | ||||||
| Soreenkid |
Jesus christ, the yahoo image search engine is far more pornographic than anything google displays 
Even I, a veteran of porn, was taken back. How can she fit it all in with out spilling anyway? Good grief. Never seen so much milk. |
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| Ninjadmin |
yahoo is much better for porn apparently | ||||||
| Soreenkid |
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| snouty |
heh heh... edit! | ||||||
| Soreenkid |
COCK!
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| Ninjadmin |
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| flick |
thats just so wrong. :-/ |
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| Soreenkid |
it encourages people to wash their face. | ||||||
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| hamster |
heh heh 
wotcher, mate!
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| Ninjadmin |
i will show my willy for some sort of bribe | ||||||
| snouty |
I have a drawing called 'my nob in the bath.' offers of financial remuneration may procure the link... | ||||||
| snouty |
by the way, can you please stop PMing me, flick? I keep tellin yer, the price ain't right! | ||||||
| flick |
youre a bad man snouty
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| snouty |
I try my best...
the offer of marriage still stands, by the way. I've got a barbecue beef hula-hoop that you can use as an engagement ring... :P |
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| Ninjadmin |
he's just after your beef hula hoop really
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| flick |
youre so tasteless ninj!
and thank you snouty, but my answer remains the same. offer me a tour of places shawn ryder has thrown up and i might change my mind. and if its no bother, i dont like beef hula hoops, id prefer original. i enjoy licking the salt off my fingers. |
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| Ninjadmin |
i haven't seen a woman in nearly 3 hours | ||||||
| flick |
google for one 
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| Ninjadmin |
"meet hot girls in Pusan RIGHT NOW!!"
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| snouty |
euuuurrr!
'ow long d'you think I've got?! It'd take all day just covering the city centre!
my ex was the same... one of my favourite things about her 
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| flick |
i dont think you understand just how exciting a tour of shawn ryders puking spots would be to a southern girl like me. | ||||||
| snouty |
I could probably take you to meet him. His local is where they film 'the league of gentlemen.' I saw 'im in there; it was surreal, just this village pub in derbyshire, in the middle of nowhere, and there's shaun ryder lookin effed up, and a big sign over the door sayin' 'welcome to royston vasey- you will never leave'...
there's a longer version of the story, but the basic punchline is I tried to cycle the five miles home pissed up and on a coke-comedown, and pretty much as soon as I got on the bike, I zoomed down this hill and crashed on someone's front lawn, and couldn't move. literally for about 4 hours. I sometimes wish it had been shaun ryder's lawn... and that he called the cops
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| flick |
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| Soreenkid |
I took a photo of my cock on my mobile phone when I was as student to stop charlotte looking through my texts - didn't work, she just texted it to herself and showed her mates
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