sparky lightbourne
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rednblacks blogtastic murmeringsso i was supposed to go to earth first today, but then remembered i am working tonight smt:076
damn it and the van was going to drive to wales is no longer availible (damned brother smt:076 ) so now i have to wait until tomorrow and either bunk the train or splash out full price for a ticket smt:076 smt:076
god damn lack of proper planning smt:076
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strung out
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smt:076
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sparky lightbourne
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and then i find the goddamn website i'm tying to get loads of posts on has a flood post rule smt:076
god damn ameteurs!!! smt:076 smt:076
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sparky lightbourne
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this blog is a machine for hurting people smt:076 smt:076
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sparky lightbourne
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smt:076 smt:076 smt:076
and now i'm not working tonight, god damn answering phone messages 1571 bt shit smt:076 smt:076
fucking broken dialling tone they say i don't think so smt:076
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Isambard
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Re: rednblacks blogtastic murmerings | rednblack wrote: | | bunk the train |
It's people not paying train fares that means that they rise for the rest of us! smt:076
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sparky lightbourne
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Re: rednblacks blogtastic murmerings | Isambard wrote: |
It's people not paying train fares that means that they rise for the rest of us! smt:076 |
don't blame the workers or the shirkers or the sherpas or the shirt lifters it's the chief exec's etc who are to blame smt:076 smt:076 smt:076 smt:076
liberal smt:076
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wraeth
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A rednblack blog rarrrr 
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sparky lightbourne
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right then am just packing for earth first
no tent!!!???
i gave my old one to a mate so she could go to that rave that pissed off tobyjug a few months back and i havent got a new one yet smt:076 smt:076 smt:076 smt:076
what a plonker, that's more money to spend in blacks smt:076 smt:076
i'm defo bunking the trains now smt:076 smt:076
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wraeth
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Oh no :-/
I haven't got a tent you could borrow. I wonder if anyone else here on the way has?
You could start an SOS tent thread 
I think I've seen some in Decathlon for about £40 but that's a bit out of yer way I guess.
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sovietpop
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or once your down there you could just try and find a friendly comrade 
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Ninjadmin
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or bivouac
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Isambard
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| Ninjadmin wrote: | | or bivouac |
That's some kind of Frenchy stew innit? 
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Ninjadmin
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do you think about sex ALL the time?
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Isambard
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No. I also think about beer and parties. And trains. 
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Ninjadmin
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| Isambard wrote: | | . And trains. |
you're obsessed....
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Red Jezza
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| rednblack wrote: | right then am just packing for earth first
no tent!!!???
i gave my old one to a mate so she could go to that rave that pissed off tobyjug a few months back and i havent got a new one yet smt:076 smt:076 smt:076 smt:076
what a plonker, that's more money to spend in blacks smt:076 smt:076
i'm defo bunking the trains now smt:076 smt:076 |
I have a tent, when do you need it by?
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sparky lightbourne
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cheers for the offers,  i needed a new one anyway so i got one from blacks for fifty squid, it's fucked now though after four days in a raintastic muddy welsh bramble patch with a load of crusties and hippies smt:076 no good for reading this weekend smt:076 smt:076
have just had a lovely hot shower and watched some stupid but funny courtney cox romcom, my trainers still stink i reckon i would have got trench foot if i'd stayed any longer
still earth first was top, fun and friendly and interesting, i think i like crusties and primmos now smt:076 
hey sovietpop i met some of the rossport people, a sound bunch
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sovietpop
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did one of them look like zag from zig and zag?
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wraeth
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yay!
Sound fun
I dunno what a primmo is :?
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sparky lightbourne
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| sovietpop wrote: | | did one of them look like zag from zig and zag? |
terry? yeah sound bloke
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sparky lightbourne
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| Derian wrote: |
I dunno what a primmo is :? |
random is a primmo, they are quite barking and think that technology is bad and like oppressive man, and some of them even believe that language is a step too far towards civilisation, and we should all live in caves and hunt berries and hoot at eachother and stuff
which is fun for a bit to be fair
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sovietpop
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| rednblack wrote: | | sovietpop wrote: | | did one of them look like zag from zig and zag? |
terry? yeah sound bloke |
that's the one. loves primmos. secretly wants to be one.
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sparky lightbourne
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| sovietpop wrote: |
that's the one. loves primmos. secretly wants to be one. |
to be fair he does seem to have a lot of time for green types, he said he wants to come to EF next year and bring a load more people
he speaks highly of you lot as well
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Luddite Snob
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| rednblack wrote: | | .........i got one from blacks for fifty squid.......... |
Hope it's not made of nylon - waste of oil. You should have made your own from hessian sacks after you'd eaten the brown rice they were full of.
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Red Jezza
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| rednblack wrote: |
still earth first was top, fun and friendly and interesting, i think i like crusties and primmos now smt:076
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noooooo! remember - the danger of keeping an open mind is that you never know what will get in there
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wraeth
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| rednblack wrote: | | Derian wrote: |
I dunno what a primmo is :? |
random is a primmo, they are quite barking and think that technology is bad and like oppressive man, and some of them even believe that language is a step too far towards civilisation, and we should all live in caves and hunt berries and hoot at eachother and stuff
which is fun for a bit to be fair |
Random is a primmo eh? I didn't know that  Is primmo short for primitive?
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boskysquelch
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wraeth
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| boskysquelch wrote: | | Derian wrote: | | Is primmo short for primitive? |
Nah is short fer Primordial Soup Crouton...or a Primrose Muncha! |
We must test that on random's thread
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sparky lightbourne
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primmo is short for primitivist
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Red Jezza
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i.e several bricks short of a load
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wraeth
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| rednblack wrote: | | primmo is short for primitivist |
ta muchly
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thora
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Primmos are teh cool
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Red Jezza
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...and completely, utterly, totally barking. 21st century equivalent of Flat Earth believers.
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sparky lightbourne
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primmos are cool and mad, like eco friendly spike milligans
i do think some of them are just over grown dungeons and dragons players though
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Red Jezza
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Ok, there's comedy value there....
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sparky lightbourne
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well reading festival then, i got back this arvo and passed out as soon as i'd had a shower
i managed to drink about 20 pints of guiness, two pints of scrumpy, a couple of pints of carling and a bottle of red wine on sunday as well as stuffing my face with loads of food, still i think i deserved that after four twelve hour days racing around and shifting kegs
it was cool to see the lovely cakes again and meet her boyfriend who seemed sound for a white bristolian with dreads
during the festival i managed to see a couple of bands but didnt really get a chance to see those i'd have liked to - i did see a bit of slayer and a bit of flogging molly though
this is my favourite job i wish i could do it all year 
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wraeth
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Sounds great, hope you didn't get rained on, it's been cats and dogs here
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sparky lightbourne
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it rained a fair bit but mostly in the early hours when i was asleep or in the staff bar
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wraeth
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I'd like well behaved rain too Sounds a brilliant weekend rednblack, glad you had a good time
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misskitty
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| rednblack wrote: |
it was cool to see the lovely cakes again and meet her boyfriend who seemed sound for a white bristolian with dreads
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sparky lightbourne
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| misskitty wrote: | | rednblack wrote: |
it was cool to see the lovely cakes again and meet her boyfriend who seemed sound for a white bristolian with dreads
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Red Jezza
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| misskitty wrote: | | rednblack wrote: |
it was cool to see the lovely cakes again and meet her boyfriend who seemed sound for a white bristolian with dreads
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bites the bait every time.....
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misskitty
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You knows it Jez
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sparky lightbourne
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went to my parents house in southampton yesterday as my gran is over from cyprus and my aunt is over from ameriky drank lots of wine and talked bollocks with equally pissed relatives and family friends
got given a lift back to london this morning by one of maggie thatcher's police bodyguards!!!!!!!!!!11111111
don't know whether i should keep that quiet from my comrades or not
nice bloke anyway
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Red Jezza
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just what chain of circumstances led you to that point???
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sparky lightbourne
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| Red Jezza wrote: | | just what chain of circumstances led you to that point??? |
it's a long and tortuous story best left untold
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Red Jezza
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i'll buy that
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sparky lightbourne
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i've not been eating that healthily this week, let us survey my food intake!
so on sunday i was still at reading, so all my food was free - i started off with a full fry up, sausages, bacon, beans, toast, tomato, mushrooms and hash browns at 7am, then at about 1pm i had a cheese and onion sandwich, taxi biscuit packet of ready salted walkers crisps, a banana and bourbon biscuits.
i had dinner at about half five that was chicken curry with paella, green salad and red peppers then we had the end of festival staff party with loads of free booze, and party food like roast potatoes with chili and yogurt, mini toad in the holes, sausage rolls, crisps, peanuts, cheese and onion pasties, chicken satay sticks and the like - i had about three platefuls of everything i needed something to soak up the vast quantities of free guiness
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sparky lightbourne
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i didnt have anything for breakfast on monday as i was feeling a bit 'under the weather' surprisingly
i was home by one, when i did have a cheese, lettuce and tomato sandwhich for lunch.
then at about 10.30pm i had noodles, with peas, sweetcorn and garlic and a peach for desert
that was it for monday i still felt a bit bloated from the day before
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sparky lightbourne
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tuesday i planned to get the train down to southampton to see my parents, only to arrive at waterloo and discover the damned lazy rail workers were on strike! smt:076
the consequences of this led me to return home and bump into a friend who generously shared her bag of custard donuts with me, i had two of them, this was enough to tide me over until dinner time when at about 8.30pm i had steamed asparagus, curried chick peas and grapes for dinner, washed down with a nice riocha
later on that night as a favour to my housemate i ate half her chocolate chip cookies, about 10 in all...
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sparky lightbourne
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i didnt have any breakfast on wednesday as i wanted to save myself for my mum's lovely food
i got into southampton around two pm and my mum imeadiately insisted on making me a massive doorstep red leicester, rocket, watercress, tomato and radish sandwhich, which naturally i ate only to be told we would be having dinner early as my gran, aunt (both flying in from a brief detour to ireland), sister's new boyfriend and several family friends would be coming round later for snacks and drinks.
so i had a chinese takeaway about three hours later, with egg foo yung, general tso chicken, king prawns in sweet and sour sauce, bean sprouts with yams, curried sweet potatoes, fried rice and i gave the spare ribs to my old man haven already eaten far too much meat for normal (the food combinations are a bit weird due to it actually being a jamaican chinese place, that is they are a ethnic chinese family but from jamaica, so they do jerk chicken and goat curry and stuff as well)
later in the evening while guzzling carlsberg and red wine i had plenty of pretzels, honey roast peanuts, plain crisps, doritos and salsa dip, sausage rolls and for some reason mince pies?!
i passed out at around two am
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Ninjadmin
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keep going
i eat loads more than you. 3 square meals a day every day and a bread based snack or 2 as well
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sparky lightbourne
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i got up at six on thursday as my sister's boyfriend was giving me a lift back to london, dropping me off at hatton cross so i could get the picadilly line straight home, i didnt bother with breakfast of course having a similar feeling to monday morning :-/
i got home around 10.30 but i didnt have anything to eat until about 7pm when i had mushroom and carbonara tortellini with baby leaf spinach, tomatoes, pesto, garlic and rocket
that was it for thursday, the toll was catching up on me...
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sparky lightbourne
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on friday i was hungry again all day, i had toasted red leicester, tomato and spinach sandwhiches for breakfast at about 8am, then i had the same again for lunch at around two, in the afternoon i did loads of housework, then i went and met a mate in the local pub for a couple of pints of guiness, i had two packets of trendy jalepeno crisps as well. i got home around 7pm and proceeded to have fresh garlic, mushroom and panacetta ravioli with mixed leaf salad (the same as the night before really) tomatoes, and for desert i had a banana, an orange and a peach. then i went round a mates house for the evening and she supplied a couple of hash omellettes followed by fresh cream and jam scones, and lashings of cheap red wine
i still had the munchies when i returned home at 2amish when i demolished about five slices of toast with rasberry jam
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sparky lightbourne
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what will i eat today?
only time will tell!!......!!!
watch this space and remember kids, keep 'em peeled!
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Ninjadmin
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excellent fucking work, you passed with an A
i have been looking at the forum list, and you can be the ruler of weapons, animals, monsters etc right now. sorry to set a blog challenge and then make you weapons man, but it makes more sense to me
yes or no?
(you can mod blogs if you like, but misskitty will never get her kit off if i demote her )
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sparky lightbourne
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ok i'll do the weapons one! i wouldnt want to tread on miss kitty's toes!!
cheers!
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thora
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While you're giving out promotions, can I be an admin now please Ninj? I'll happily get my kit off if it would help
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sparky lightbourne
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| thora wrote: | | I'll happily get my kit off if it would help |
!!!!!! :-o
disrupting my blog with your siren call smt:076
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Ninjadmin
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ok, rednblack is now the weapons mod
thora. post some rude pictures of yourself and then i'll decide if you can be an admin or not
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wraeth
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You do realise she'll do it, don't you
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sparky lightbourne
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| Ninjadmin wrote: | ok, rednblack is now the weapons mod
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cheers!
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Ninjadmin
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new powers...incredible.....
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