snouty
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snouty's blogwelcome to my thrilling, high-octane blog!
today the black-ops were after me again. they were firing; I ran down this alley, up the fire escape. shots were zinging off the metal. I reached the top of the building- there's a helicopter just taking off- shit, it's Mr Big! he's getting away! quickly I grabbed the rung of the helicopter landing frame; got it with just one hand... the black-ops had reached the roof by then, and they started firing at my dangling, kicking legs- lucky for me they are the bad guys, and we all know what terrible shots they are... I think one of them even had a semi-automatic.
so then the door to the 'copter opens, and one of Mr Big's evil henchmen starts firing down at me with a hand-gun. I do a quick scan of the location, and then do an incredible 1000ft drop straight into the middle of the Thames, where the sub is waiting to take me back to base...
not really, I just poured meself some special brew and watched 'countdown.' 'Ah'll 'ave a conshernant, pleash carol!' *falls out of chair*
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flick
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you start your drinking early eh snouty
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snouty
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early?! I was still going from last night!
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snouty
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right, I might as well stick stuff in here that I find interesting... I really liked this post by mauvais at pac-man-
| Quote: | I do my best to make it look like I'm having a mental breakdown, whereas in reality I'm impossibly boring and have nothing interesting to add  |
that was pretty much my schtick for most of last year too...
some curiosity as to why mauvais left this board. I searched his last few posts, and there appears to be animosity... (?)
there's an idea I had to record all my internet posts on audacity, and just post up a link to the audio... dunno why, it just interests me...
although, maybe that's just mad- 'now you're talking to the internet!' lol
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bbob
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what a boring blog, by a boring boring person.
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bbob
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and if you ever mention pacman again i'll make you eat so much pacman that you're sick.
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hiccup
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Oh hush bob.
More like the first post!
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bbob
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:-?
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bbob
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i admit it did stretch my powers of reading comprehension to the limit.
but really it was a joke.
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bbob
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so i'm sitting in a field skinning up, and the river in front of me starts to thrash and churn. in horror, i watch as a water daemon drags itself out of the river.
[img]http://www.conceptart.org/forums/image.php?u=8776&dateline=1136397269[/img]
but it's ok - i say a little prayer to god and the daemon takes one step, tumbles over and falls alseep on my shoulder.
but lo - i turn around and the woman i was with has fallen asleep too. i start screaming, loudly, at god, but the daemon doesn't wake up. so i'm ok 
well actually, none of that happened, i've just been rocking myself to sleep in a mental institution for the past 15 years. the doctors smile wriely [sp] and slam the door shut.
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Ninjadmin
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| snouty wrote: | right, I might as well stick stuff in here that I find interesting... I really liked this post by mauvais at pac-man-
| Quote: | | I do my best to make it look like I'm having a mental breakdown, whereas in reality I'm impossibly boring and have nothing interesting to add |
that was pretty much my schtick for most of last year too...
some curiosity as to why mauvais left this board. I searched his last few posts, and there appears to be animosity... (?)
there's an idea I had to record all my internet posts on audacity, and just post up a link to the audio... dunno why, it just interests me...
although, maybe that's just mad- 'now you're talking to the internet!' lol |
that's a bit too close to home
mavis left the board cos of my escapades on urban. he deleted all of his posts as well.
i don't begrudge him, telling a woman she should abort her baby and then that you hope she gets raped by a man with aids isn't very endearing
do youre audacity idea. that would be cool
what would be really cooll is to get a thread and have it 'acted out'
like that chatroom thing on yourube
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snouty
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bit surprised about mauvais. I've always liked him, and found him one of the wittiest people online. I can't really call it- it's a shitty thing to say, or even a couple of shitty things to say, but I don't know the situation. I've said some stupid things at times when 'spitting the dummy'... admittedly, nothing like that... hmmmm 
I think I'll do the audacity thing soon. I actually really like reading stories to people, and I've got quite a few silly ones that I wrote with my mate...
Bob- if a man can't be boring in his own blog, where can he be boring?! I thought that's what blogs were for! 
hiccup- I've got a bit of lurgy, so I'm not writing anything creative at the moment... however, here is a piece I wrote a few months back on another website, that is literally bursting with drama and passion... it's called-
Gordon Brown & the UK Budget Deficit
...and so brave Gordon set out on his quest to slay the fearsome UK Budget Deficit with his mighty fiscal policy pork sword! And yay, the townsfolk cheered!! 'E.U! E.U!' they gaily chanted...
and Gordon travelled far and wide, and soon he came upon the evil Recession Dragon, and he did slay the fearsome beast with one smite of his European Commission counterparts (OOOH!) shouting 'fie on thee, thou loathsome tax-budget! I am the mighty GORDON BROWN!; best-ever prime minister and love machine!!'
and yay, the townsfolk cheered... er, again...
...apart from the evil Baron Blair, who, unseen at the back of the crowd, was silently flicking him the V's...
More of the exciting erotic adventures of Gordon Brown PM, er... never
actually, re-reading it, that's very Pythonesque isn't it?
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jambooboo
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| Ninjadmin wrote: | | i don't begrudge him, telling a woman she should abort her baby and then that you hope she gets raped by a man with aids isn't very endearing |
Not just "a man with aids" but a "black man with aids" weren't it?
Fuck knows what you were drinking/what was going through your mind when you posted that.
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Ninjadmin
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| jambooboo wrote: | | Ninjadmin wrote: | | i don't begrudge him, telling a woman she should abort her baby and then that you hope she gets raped by a man with aids isn't very endearing |
Not just "a man with aids" but a "black man with aids" weren't it?
Fuck knows what you were drinking/what was going through your mind when you posted that. |
i am not a nice person at all to be honest
i'm nice to meet, but i have become an incredibly negative person over the last 5 years
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snouty
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ah, that was something you said, ninjaboy...
'un-nice' and 'negative' are two separate things, imo- you're both!
by the way, do you do name-changes? the 'snouty' thing feels a bit like something from the past for me now, with some negative connotations... some of the stuff I posted under that username was pretty extreme- I put myself in extreme situations and then wrote about it...
I'm not that person anymore. 2007 was kind of my 'winehouse' year... I don't think it could happen again- it's all blue skies and rainbows round 'ere now 
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Ninjadmin
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i can change your name easily yeah
i want to change mine as well, same reason. but i need to think of another new one.....
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snouty
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I was 'the dead bee museum' at a couple of forums, but I want to think of a new one...
me and my mate used to think up character names to put in poems, just by one person saying something, the other free-associating a word, then the other person adding another word and so on... sum good ones were
Walking Willy Wiseways
Waggling Naughty Finger
The Mysterious World of Flapping Helmet
Fiery Tomato
Doorknob Assassin
if you want to play- here's my starters- add your first response, and start 5 more for me, which I'll then add to... and then we can both pick our favourites... if you don't want to play, I'll probably plump for 'Doorknob Assassin'
The hat...
Jammy...
Lord...
Gorgeous...
Percy...
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Ninjadmin
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the hat of death
jammy dodgers
lord cuntbubble III
gorgeous colander
percy correction
dirty.....
arse like a....
captain....
the seventh.....
kiss my....
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snouty
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there's at least 3 I'd be happy to use from that lot... couple of unfinished ones...
the hat of death
jammy dodgers escapade
lord cuntbubble III
gorgeous colander
percy correction problem
dirty bucket
arse like a fish (...?)
Captain Cobblers
the Seventh Earl of...
kiss my butt...
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Ninjadmin
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the hat of death returns
dirty bucket scrubber
kiss my butt your maj
arse like a fish juggler
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snouty
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silly username creation
DONE
which do you fancy (if any)?
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Ninjadmin
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do what your heart feels
i'm going to spend some quality time with my moms
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snouty
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I feel kinda sad cos I just learned my girlfriend's had some really bad news... 
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Ninjadmin
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snouty
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thanks ninj
I thought about it, and I'd like have my name as 'Doorknob Assassin' (same initials as my turbo account), and my tagline as 'the hat of death returns' please!
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Ninjadmin
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i'll do it in a bit
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