snouty
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snouty's satirical stuffI thought I might stick a load of the lampoonery I wrote over the last year or so in one thread... it'll be nice for me to read some of it again...
this one is a piss-take of 419 scammers...
MY NAME IS FAXFAME AND I NEED YOURE HELP- URGENT REPLY!!!
I got this is my inbox this morning- should I reply to him? he sounds genuine enough...
FROM. MR. FAXFAME.
OFFICER IN CHARGE OF AUDITING AND
ACCOUNTING SECTION IN B.S.I.C BANK
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO WEST AFRICA.
DEAR FIEND,
WELL MY DREAR IT WAS DURING MY AUDITING AND A CCUNTING IN MY ORIFICE I COME ACROSS A LARGE SLUM OF MONEY AMOUNTING $31.925MILLION DOLLARS THAT BELONG TO ONE OF OUR DECEASED COSTUMER MR.C*NTISH TROUSERS, A SEPTIC TANK. F*CK ME, I THOUGHT- THAT'S A F*CKING BIG LOT OF GOVERMENT CHEESE.
WHO DIED 3 JANUARY 2004 WITH EGYPTIAN CHARTER PLANE BELONGING TO FLASH AIRLINES CRASHES INTO THE RED SEA, KILLING ALL 141 PEOPLE ON BOARD. WHAT A WALTER MITTY EH? SINCE THEN THERE IS NO ONE WHO COMES AS HIS FAMILY OR RELATION TO CLAIM THE BEES AND HONEY. WOULD YOU ADAM AND EVE IT?
ALSO IN MY INVESTIGATION I NOTICE THAT THE DECEASE COSTUMER MR.C*NTISH TROUSERS DON’T INDICATE HIS NEXT OF KIN IN THE BANKING DEPOSITED DOCUMENT. NO SIR. SO SINCE THEN THE MONEY HAS BEEN ON CLAIM. IN FACT I COULD HAVE LOOK FOR INDIGEN TO PUT CLAIM OVER THE FUND BUT INDIGEN CAN NOT CLAIM THE MONEY BECAUSE THE MONEY BELONG TO FOREIGNER, INDIGEN CAN NOT CLAIM IT. INDIGEN IS NOT HAPPY. HE THROW A FIT AND NUTTED A COPPER, AND NOW HE LIVES IN WALES, IN A TENT MAKE OF LEGO.
IT IS ON THIS NOTE I DECIDED TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO CONTACT YOU TO ASSIST ME TO STAND AS RELATIVE OF THE POOR DEAD F*CKER MR.C*NTISH TROUSERS, WHO IS SOMEWHERE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RED HOUSEMAID'S KNEE, TO PUT CLAM OVER THE FUND FOR THE BANK TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU AND TRANSFER THIS MONEY INTO YOUR A CCUNT AS THE BENEFICIALLY OF THE MONKEY.
SHARING BENEFITS AND I MIGHT LET YOU BLOW ME AS WELL, IF I CAN GIVE ME YOUR PIN-PIN NUMBER.
IT SOUND TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, BUT REALLY I DO WANT TO GIVE A STRANGER WHO'S EMAIL I GOT OFF THE INTERNET MILLION AND MILLION OF $$$$DOLLEROS$$$$!!! WHOOPDY DOO! ZINGETTY-ZING! PIN-PIN!!!
I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD FOR YOUR ORGASMIC RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS.
FAXFAME
PS IF YOU DO NOT REPLY IN 10 DAYS I HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DOG AND KILL YOU! ONLY JOKING MY GOOD FRIEND. I MERELY GIVE YOU CHINESE BURN.
PPS DON'T FLY EGYPTIAN CHARTER PLANE FLASH AIRLINES. THEY ARE SHIT- ALWAYS CRASHING, LEAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLAR$ THAT I HAVE TO SOMEHOW FIND AN OWNER FOR. F*CKING JONATHON ROSSERS.
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