bristle-krs
|
teh limerick thread!!!11!one line per post, strict a-a-b-b-a rhyme scheme, try and keep metre, recalcitrant posters shall be punished 
first up:
"there was a young geordie from korea..."
|
your mum
|
who saw some girl and thought "be her"
|
wraeth
|
He put on her clothes
|
bristle-krs
|
scratched his sweet lil nose
|
wraeth
|
And headed straight off to Ikea.
|
Red Jezza
|
There once was a young chap from chiswick
|
wraeth
|
Was poorly and needed some physic
|
J
|
he had an idea
|
wraeth
|
For his diarrhoeah
|
J
|
it involved a very large chapstick
|
hiccup
|
There was a young woman called Annie
|
wraeth
|
Though actually he was a trannie
|
hiccup
|
He took great delight
|
Ninjadmin
|
in striking a light
|
hiccup
|
Thus illuminating his wrinkly...granny
|
wraeth
|
And singing the hairs off his
eyebrows 
|
wraeth
|
Damn yer swifty fingers hiccup 
|
wraeth
|
Mine was better tho 
|
hiccup
|
lol
|
Ninjadmin
|
fanny as in ass?
|
hiccup
|
Faucet as in Farah?
|
Ninjadmin
|
faucet inn
|
wraeth
|
faucet open
|
Ninjadmin
|
faucet up
|
hiccup
|
Fork handles
|
J
|
there used to be a guy called ninja
|
bristle-krs
|
who was such a terrible whinger
|
bristle-krs
|
an autistic poll setter
|
bristle-krs
|
he slowly got better
|
J
|
yeah he's one huge fucking binger
|
Ninjadmin
|
|
wraeth
|
Pore ol ninj 
|
J
|
it wasachpice between that and whinger
|
|
|
