MandraxMonkey
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Tha MonkeybloggsInnit. 
Watch dis spizzle. 
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wraeth
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This is supreme 
Monkey blogs a gogo
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Ninjadmin
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its ye
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MandraxMonkey
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As if.
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MandraxMonkey
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Umm......
Today?
Umm...dunno really.
Whatever.
Innit.
:-/
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wraeth
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Meh
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MandraxMonkey
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Maybe something today?? 
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wraeth
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whatever.
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MandraxMonkey
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Like.
Um.
Yeah.
Heh.
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wraeth
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Hmm. Heh. Bovvered? Meh.
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MandraxMonkey
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Face look bovvered? [smilie=pdt_piratz_28.gif]
You disrespectin' meh? [smilie=pdt_piratz_28.gif]
Like.
Hell-o?
Whatever.
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wraeth
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As if.
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MandraxMonkey
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Feh. [smilie=pdt_piratz_28.gif]
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wraeth
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Neh 
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MandraxMonkey
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Heh. 
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wraeth
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MandraxMonkey
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wraeth
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MandraxMonkey
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Heh.
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Ninjadmin
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this is a great blog
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wraeth
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innit
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MandraxMonkey
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Nothing to report really.
Business as usual innit.
Heh.
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wraeth
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:smt028 :smt028 :smt028
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MandraxMonkey
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:smt040 :smt040 :smt040
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MandraxMonkey
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Still waitin' for some fuckin' action round these parts innit.
:-/
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Ninjadmin
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as if
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MandraxMonkey
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Yeah, right.
Post-rock.
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MandraxMonkey
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So I was like on the way to Broadstairs on tha Nash Xpress and that shit and um...
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wraeth
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What happened monkey 
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misskitty
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ye is back
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MandraxMonkey
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Hey ha!
Umm...some geez crossed tha A299...errr...like, total memory block here innit... 
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wraeth
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Hey hey
Was it an accident ? :-/
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MandraxMonkey
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I remember seeing a pylon or two, then the face of sassaferrato came to me. But he was dressed as Jesus innit!
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wraeth
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RTA? Are you hurt? What about the missus?
:-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
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MandraxMonkey
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The missus was fine, she was making paper aeroplanes out of a road atlas of Wiltshire innit... 
I remember thinking, I dunno where the pungent smell of lupins is comin' from!
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wraeth
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Well that's a relief - send her my best wishes
But what about you - were you hurt?
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MandraxMonkey
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Tis hard to say - I must have sustained a light twinge to the pre-frontal cortex as all I could hear was Harry Belafonte singing Mary's Boy Child to me for nigh on six weeks. Nearly flipped me lid I did! :?
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wraeth
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Concussion and tinitus
Did you have to go to hospital?
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MandraxMonkey
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I were somewhere with orange wallpaper, some fella with huge sideburns and a wing collar was smoking a woodbine by some venetian blinds... :?
Then this sassaferrato Christ character, who was some cousin of the woodbine geezer gives me an empty pilchard tin with all my worldly possessions in it and says, copy and paste this into a new window. :?
Then we had Cuba...
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wraeth
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How long did they keep you in ?
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MandraxMonkey
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| Derian wrote: | How long did they keep you in ?
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Until the start of the revolution. They released me just as society crumbled. :?
Imagine that, I could walk tha streets a free man at last, but the streets were all being bulldozed anyway! 
Some of them donned wraparound shades and escaped in a flying tractor, while the rest of them went down the pub to grumble about it an' get fucked up before they expired!
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wraeth
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G'wan cos I'm worried :-/
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MandraxMonkey
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Well y'know, I can get about with the aid of two outboard motors, a length of carpet wire and a copy of London Calling, nice view of tha Pyrenees. But I thought they were in Spain, not Margate!
Anyway, I can still get back to the old society through the overgrown old goat gate. I haven't found it yet, but apparently there's hardly anyone left in there and the radiation levels are high...have ye got some binoculars on ye? You can just make out some cranes and cement mixers across the channel. Looks like they're building something! Something about the Clifton Suspension Bridge...or was it the Severn Bridge...I forget now...
It was all that talk of WW2 that done it, eh. :?
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wraeth
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Ah reet
The construction work will be finished soon though
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MandraxMonkey
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Ninjadmin
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hit him clyde
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wraeth
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building work finished
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MandraxMonkey
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Goodnight Arthur, your carriage awaits you.
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wraeth
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Do us a radio show mandrax You can showcase yer choons innit 
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Ninjadmin
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welcome back mandrax
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MandraxMonkey
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Cheers Mr. Ninj, the pleasure is all mine innit!
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MandraxMonkey
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So can I be a mod now pwease Ninj?
Everyone's a mod now, even Red Jezza! :?  :? That cannae be roight!!!???
I'm good yerknow!
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misskitty
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welcome back Mandrax, where you been then? Document it here
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MandraxMonkey
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Been havin' dreams that meh flashing bar and meh 'it's ye' badge were confiscated innit.
Only they weren't really dreams...were they???
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Ninjadmin
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you got to know when to hold
know when to fold em.....
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