Soreenkid
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Tips for the BoyzHaway lasses, give us a chance. Tell us boyz some totally cool top tips about girls
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flick
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wash your bits
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Soreenkid
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But how do I even get to the prospect of being in a position where my bits would be on show?
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Isambard
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Pull your foreskin back when you shower innit.
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Soreenkid
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Why don't you do it for me?
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flick
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brush your teeth as well. and dye your hair blue again
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Isambard
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Regarding showering. If you've been cooking or shovelling pig shit all day getting a shower is expected before any jigginess. But overly clean and perfumed is also a turn off. Bit of manly sweat and pheromone and shizzle can be a good thing.
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Ninjadmin
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just be yourself 
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Soreenkid
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| flick wrote: | brush your teeth as well. and dye your hair blue again  |
Might be going blue this weekend but I don't want to stain Derian's linen :lmao:
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Refused
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| Ninjadmin wrote: | just be yourself   |
That's the fucking problem. Thanks a lot for your help.
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Ninjadmin
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| Refused wrote: | | Ninjadmin wrote: | just be yourself   |
That's the fucking problem. Thanks a lot for your help.  |
i met my girlfriend by posting on the internet loads 
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flick
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http://www.becomeaplayer.com/simpleseducer/
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Refused
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Should be called "become a sexist twat".
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flick
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oh he of little faith
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Refused
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I'm going to die alone.
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flick
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everyone dies alone
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Ninjadmin
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i don't even get to die
im cursed to wakl the earth searching for brains
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wraeth
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Refused
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| flick wrote: | | everyone dies alone |
That makes me feel better.
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Ninjadmin
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| Derian wrote: |
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my sould can now rest in peace
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Refused
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| Ninjadmin wrote: | | Derian wrote: |
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my sould can now rest in peace  |
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Refused
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| Derian wrote: |
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I didn't give you permission to post my picture.
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Ninjadmin
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| Refused wrote: | | Derian wrote: |
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I didn't give you permission to post my picture.  |
it's clearly not you because he doesn't have a stripey top on
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Refused
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*throws hands in air*
Stop being an idiot. Now.
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Ninjadmin
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i will when you do
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Refused
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I think I'm going to cry.
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districtline
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| Ninjadmin wrote: | | Refused wrote: | | Derian wrote: |
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I didn't give you permission to post my picture.  |
it's clearly not you because he doesn't have a stripey top on |
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Refused
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Fuck off, emoboy.
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