bob
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welcome bobhe doesn't have much interesting to say. but he likes greeting people!
hurrah for bob 
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wraeth
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welcome bob 
yer up early 
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bob
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i have no slept. i keep thinking i'm talking to you on urban. that and i keep thinking phildwyer is some kind of celebrity academic and not the 4th rate professor he actually is 
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bob
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i used to be mad for ecstacy me. i thought i was some kind of superhuman socialite on it. dunno why, i would just go around saying "Hello, fucking wicked party innit?" to everyone. those were the days 
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Ninjadmin
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welcome bob
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bob
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rub my head you bastard!
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wraeth
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I've only done a couple of posts on urban in the past 4 months or so. Step away from the keyboard innit.
Never tried ecstasy bob. Doesn't appeal to me 
You must be knackered 
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Ninjadmin
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| bob wrote: | | rub my head you bastard! |
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wraeth
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bob
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no, i often sleep alot. and when i don't i drink lots of caffine related products.
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wraeth
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Ye'll sleeps a bit later on then
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bob
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| Derian wrote: |
Never tried ecstasy bob. Doesn't appeal to me
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you say that, but it's like being really fuckin chuffed to bits just telling strangers that it's a "fucking wicked party innit".
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bob
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i'd like to take a pill again, but i'm a bit scared of them now si i probably won't.
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wraeth
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| bob wrote: | | Derian wrote: |
Never tried ecstasy bob. Doesn't appeal to me
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you say that, but it's like being really fuckin chuffed to bits just telling strangers that it's a "fucking wicked party innit". |
Can do that without ecstasy
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wraeth
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| bob wrote: | | i'd like to take a pill again, but i'm a bit scared of them now si i probably won't. |
That's prolly why I don't want to, to be honest.
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bob
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is probably for the best.
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wraeth
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Yep.
I gotta go to a meeting in a minute, laters bob 
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The Doctor
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ello bob
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Ninjadmin
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ello doc
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districtline
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hello bob
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DrCarnage
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Greetings bob!
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The Doctor
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Greetings one and all!
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hiccup
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Hello bob!
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Ninjadmin
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hello bob
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snouty
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| bob wrote: | | you say that, but it's like being really fuckin chuffed to bits just telling strangers that it's a "fucking wicked party innit". |
I once walked into the kitchen at a party, there was this guy, I had never seen before chatting to a girl, and me and him caught each other's eye, and then just rushed at each other, grabbed each other in a massive hug and started jumping around the kitchen hugging, in absolute bliss...
possibly one of the strangest events in my life, but it felt totally natural... almost certainly the time in my life when I was 'least english'...
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Stobart Stopper
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hiccup
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bob
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lol. i have a bit of a fear of bob the builder.
nop sure why.
lol. i am properly in love wiiiith bpb monkhouse tho.
sort of anyway. he has like presented some engrossing tv i think.
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Stobart Stopper
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bob
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er thanks 
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Ninjadmin
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i wish bob monkhouse was my uncle
and bobby robson was my grandad
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bob
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this permaban is cwap. i've got no-one to talk to (
i posted this on matb, but anyone who has access could help maybe?
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tell the editor i'm i nice guy that means his site or wow no harm?
tell him that crispy said to use my judgement and i did - it's not my fault that i'm ill so my judgement is not 100% accurate 100% of the time esp as i am "ill" atm. anyway, i didn't want to banned - so i obviously made a mistake!
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yeah maybe it's for the best tho. i mean no-one seems to have said anything positive about me except 2 posters.
[]i would rather the smug dreadlocked cunt drown in the shittiness of his own Machianvellian creation than tell such an urban tosspot that i am sorry. sorry for his fucking lack of intelligence and interestingness, maybe[/]
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strung out
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i confess i dont really know who you used to be before 118118... how comes you got banned in the first place? it cant be that bad that editor wont have you back is it? especially after 6,000 posts under new username... i'm so confused, been out of the loop for far too long
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bob
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i wasn't anyone! i just stalked ninjaboy to here cos i am political. sort of.
i got banned just then for posting a poem that someone wrote on turbo on wow. i thought it was well clever poem.
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bob
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been posting on libcom for 2 years now - that's how i heard of urban etc. etc..
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bob
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wraeth
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ello bob
I just had a little look over there
It looks to me as if that poem alerted editor to the fact that you were posting on turboisland. There's nothing wrong with that in itself - quite a few posters over there do.
But - I think that he might have decided that posting that poem meant that you were actively TI/pac-man trolling (he said that on another thread about 2.00 this morning) and therefore decided to ban you.
I could have got that ^^ all wrong - that's just how it looks to me.
If you want to be allowed back on (big 'if') you should email him direct and explain.
Going to get some kip now
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bob
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i dunno tbh.
eta: do you mean the contact us thing? i've filled that in...
i really don't know if i care. they all seem like wankers atm, but it is diverting.
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Ninjadmin
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don't bother bob
i believe you that you had no bad intentions and you still got banned, you just don't fit in with them at the end of the day, it isn't the end of the world
micky dreddlokks gota lot of shite a couple of years ago which spilledinto real life, and since then he has been completely intolerant
fair play, a board with 1000s of userrs you are going to hate people liike ernestolynch, ninjaboy,boblem etc because they have breakdowns and start fights
u want kind of dull people who are nice and look up to u
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flick
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they banned james for being a turbo poster, and said so. i think thats all it takes.
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wraeth
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It's possibly the saying so, or it being obvious, that makes em do it.
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flick
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'You have been banned for the following reason:
Turbo twat
Date the ban will be lifted: Never'
thats what he got. i havent been banned though so im guessing it was just an excuse.
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annakey
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Pretty shitty I thought. Bob's so obviously a nice bloke OKS could have ignored him or cut the post or soft deleted it or PM'd a request for it to go. But no. A banning, then abuse, then buttock-clenched censorship, then sycophancy thrown in. Here's the alleged poem. Pretty tame stuff. Stupid fuss about nothing.
Bob: you could just do a grovel email. Top Cat did. Oisleep did. Butchersapron did. Loads of others too.
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Binka-what I call him-is a secret of my own,
And Binka is the reason why I never feel alone.
Playing in the nursery, sitting on the stair,
Whatever I am busy at, Binka will be there.
Oh, Daddy is clever, he's a clever sort of man,
And Mummy is the best since the world began,
And Nanny is Nanny, and I call her Nan-
But they can't See Binka.
Binka's always talking, 'cos I'm teaching him to speak
He sometimes likes to do it in a funny sort of squeak,
And he sometimes likes to do it in a hoodling sort of roar...
And I have to do it for him COs his throat is rather sore.
Oh, Daddy is clever, he's a clever sort of man,
And Mummy knows all that anybody can,
And Nanny is Nanny, and I call her Nan-
But they don't Know Binka.
Binka's brave as lions when we're running in the park;
Binka's brave as tigers when we're lying in the dark;
Binka's brave as elephants. He never, never cries...
Except (like other people) when the soap gets in his eyes.
Oh, Daddy is Daddy, he's a Daddy sort of man,
And Mummy is as Mummy as anybody can,
And Nanny is Nanny,and I call her Nan...
But they're not Like Binka.
Binka isn't greedy, but he does like things to eat,
So I have to say to people when they're giving me a sweet,
"Oh, Binka wants a chocolate, so could you give me two?"
And then I eat it for him, COs his teeth are rather new.
Well, I'm very fond of Daddy, but he hasn't time to play,
And I'm very fond of Mummy, but she sometimes goes away,
And I'm often cross with Nanny when she wants to brush my hair...
But Binka's always Binka, and is certain to be there.
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annakey
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| annakey wrote: | Pretty shitty I thought. Bob's so obviously a nice bloke OKS could have ignored him or cut the post or soft deleted it or PM'd a request for it to go. But no. A banning, then abuse, then buttock-clenched censorship, then sycophancy thrown in. Here's the alleged poem. Pretty tame stuff. Stupid fuss about nothing.
Bob: you could just do a grovel email. Top Cat did. Oisleep did. Butchersapron did. Loads of others too.
*********
Binka-what I call him-is a secret of my own,
And Binka is the reason why I never feel alone.
Playing in the nursery, sitting on the stair,
Whatever I am busy at, Binka will be there.
Oh, Daddy is clever, he's a clever sort of man,
And Mummy is the best since the world began,
And Nanny is Nanny, and I call her Nan-
But they can't See Binka.
Binka's always talking, 'cos I'm teaching him to speak
He sometimes likes to do it in a funny sort of squeak,
And he sometimes likes to do it in a hoodling sort of roar...
And I have to do it for him COs his throat is rather sore.
Oh, Daddy is clever, he's a clever sort of man,
And Mummy knows all that anybody can,
And Nanny is Nanny, and I call her Nan-
But they don't Know Binka.
Binka's brave as lions when we're running in the park;
Binka's brave as tigers when we're lying in the dark;
Binka's brave as elephants. He never, never cries...
Except (like other people) when the soap gets in his eyes.
Oh, Daddy is Daddy, he's a Daddy sort of man,
And Mummy is as Mummy as anybody can,
And Nanny is Nanny,and I call her Nan...
But they're not Like Binka.
Binka isn't greedy, but he does like things to eat,
So I have to say to people when they're giving me a sweet,
"Oh, Binka wants a chocolate, so could you give me two?"
And then I eat it for him, COs his teeth are rather new.
Well, I'm very fond of Daddy, but he hasn't time to play,
And I'm very fond of Mummy, but she sometimes goes away,
And I'm often cross with Nanny when she wants to brush my hair...
But Binka's always Binka, and is certain to be there. |
Oi! Some rotter censored the poem replacing it with that Blinka rubbish. 
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wraeth
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It's not easy and all for free etc
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annakey
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| Derian wrote: | | It's not easy and all for free etc |
You censor away darling. I think it's quite sweet.
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wraeth
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| annakey wrote: | | Derian wrote: | | It's not easy and all for free etc |
You censor away darling. I think it's quite sweet. |
Thank you my love
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districtline
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darling 
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bob
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stop it - both of you. both despotic-mod-regime and poor ambassadorship.
on my welcome thread
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districtline
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look what you've done to bob! he's upset now
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wraeth
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| bob wrote: | stop it - both of you. both despotic-mod-regime and poor ambassadorship.
on my welcome thread |
That's what we do here - and all for free We don't want other boards' rubbish cos ours is cooler 
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annakey
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<hangs head in shame..... blows the lovely darling Derian a CENSORED... tells Bob to CENSORED... inquires whether districtline might like to CENSORED...asks Ninjaman if he and Trashpony could CENSORED...>
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wraeth
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You're an amusing little chap and no mistake
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bob
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stop it!
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wraeth
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Your wish is my command
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