Red Jezza
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when will keano go totally postal - the poll!OK, this we all know; whatever he may say, roy keane will sooner later lose it. there will be a major explosion at sunderland FC.
He is a timebomb waiting to blow - always has been, always will be.
AND every manager has said the stress of managing is about a zillion times higher than that of playing - when did keegan lose it so totally as a player, like when he did with the 'i'd just love it' rant?
the only question is - WHEN???
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RaverDrew
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They'll win the first 3 games in a row, like every team that gets a new manager.
Go on the inevitable losing streak where the pressure will build up.
Then he'll come to selhurst park, concede 5 goals in the first half, lose his rag and get sent off into the stands, where at this point he realises that it's starting to rain...
Except that it's not, it's merely just all the palace fans with good memories spitting on "I, Keano" for being a dirty fouling, scuzzy, man ure, scum utd, cunt and stamping on palace club captain and England legend Gareth Southgate, 11 years ago in the fa cup semi final !!! smt:076 smt:076 smt:076 smt:076 smt:076
at which point I'll walk over to him in the stands, Bonk him on the nose, and has he's concussed on the floor and trying to get up I'll scream at him "roy cunting keane you fuckin tosser, you could have gone to a world cup final but didnt cos you were a stupid spoilt little tosser, and that's all people are gonna remember you for, that and trying to break alfies legs and end his career" "hey keano, how does it feel ?, HOW DOES IT FUCKIN FEEL ???????" 
That'll be the point where he loses it I reckon 
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Red Jezza
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I should add - handbags or a mild rant don't count.
to take as your template; the gem that saw him sent home from the world cup, all those years ago;
"Where we trained last Monday, in Clonshaugh, was abysmal and it has been for as long as I've known it. I was fairly critical about our seating arrangements on the flight out here, when the officials were sitting in the first-class seats and the players were sitting behind" - endearing himself to the FAI.
| Quote: | | "Who the f*** do you think you are, having meetings about me? Mick, you're a liar...you're a f***ing w**ker. I didn't rate you as a player, I don't rate you as a manager, and I don't rate you as a person. You're a f***ing w**ker and you can stick your World Cup up your arse. The only reason I have any dealings with you is that somehow you are the manager of my country! You can stick it up your bollix" - to Mick McCarthy before leaving the World Cup |
oh boy, am I ever looking forward to the wolves-mackems game. 
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Ninjadmin
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i think he'll do pretty well and manage to keep his going mental private for the first six months. then the reality will kick in that he is the sunderland manager. once the players stop being scared of him
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Ninjadmin
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it does make me ever so happy to see sunderland being so shite
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The Doctor
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£10 on before the end of the season 
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sovietpop
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within two weeks.
I'll never forget the day he flounced from the world cup. Ireland ground to a standstill. Everyone was having the same coversation, in every office, every e-mail list, on every forum. I was in a pub and in the three corners of the room were people having the exact same argument as the people I was with. He's still considered to be either a total traitor or a total hero.
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Red Jezza
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sov - i can totally believe you.
doc - i was thinking more of a nominal lottery-type prize.
PEOPLE; FOR PRIZES TO COME IN PLEASE STATE YOUR VOTE.
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Ninjadmin
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i remember having an argument with 2 irish guys just after about it
i thought he was being a cock....
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RaverDrew
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I was on a plane to Dublin when it was being announced, the whole place was going nuts with the news. People looked visibly shocked, and everyone's phones were going off in the street. 
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sovietpop
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and the place was crazy with rumours, such as, J.P. MacManus had a jet on a runway waiting to bring him back.
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Red Jezza
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| RaverDrew wrote: | They'll win the first 3 games in a row, like every team that gets a new manager.
Go on the inevitable losing streak where the pressure will build up.
Then he'll come to selhurst park, concede 5 goals in the first half, lose his rag and get sent off into the stands, where at this point he realises that it's starting to rain...
Except that it's not, it's merely just all the palace fans with good memories spitting on "I, Keano" for being a dirty fouling, scuzzy, man ure, scum utd, cunt and stamping on palace club captain and England legend Gareth Southgate, 11 years ago in the fa cup semi final !!! smt:076 smt:076 smt:076 smt:076 smt:076
at which point I'll walk over to him in the stands, Bonk him on the nose, and has he's concussed on the floor and trying to get up I'll scream at him "roy cunting keane you fuckin tosser, you could have gone to a world cup final but didnt cos you were a stupid spoilt little tosser, and that's all people are gonna remember you for, that and trying to break alfies legs and end his career" "hey keano, how does it feel ?, HOW DOES IT FUCKIN FEEL ???????"
That'll be the point where he loses it I reckon |
people; don't argue with the croydon kru! i remember him being an absolute wanker in that semi, people were muttering death threats against him for weeks in Croydon.
so umm, where's your bet on?
jolly
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Red Jezza
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| Ninjadmin wrote: |
i think he'll do pretty well and manage to keep his going mental private for the first six months. then the reality will kick in that he is the sunderland manager. once the players stop being scared of him |
6 months mebbe optimistic, but i agree that at some point "manager-reality" will kick in. he can't be a loon; he can't be a pitbull; he's gotta play it straight, and that will fuck his head
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flimsier
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I think he'll be fine.
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Red Jezza
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| flimsier wrote: | | I think he'll be fine. |
vote man, vote!
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J
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towards the beginning of next year where the team are under-performing badly and deep in the murky waters of the relegation zone, after many redtop headlines showing various misconducts.
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hiccup
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Boxing Day, cos he'll probably have a hangover.
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Red Jezza
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err, chaps, can we translate this into a vote? I LOVE the boxing day idea!
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