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You are what you eat - your mums blogSo far today, I've drunk two cups of coffee, eaten half a plate of pasta with tomato sauce and just gobbled a beef and stilton pasty.
I've had some gum, but I don't think that counts as food.
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hiccup
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What happened to the other half plate of pasta? Can I have it?
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your mum
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I shared it with my son at lunchtime. He only had a couple of bits and the rest went back in the pot for later.
I've just had another 2 cups of coffee.
The cleaners here have been complaining. Aparently it's not, erm, clean enough. Which mean I'm supposed to clean up my desk so that they can, erm, clean it again, once it's clean like.
:?
What the fuck is that about? You don't get a more clear job description thean cleaner do you? Somethings dirty so fucking clean it.
Jesus.
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hiccup
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I think the trouble arises with the distinction between cleaning and tidying, and it being hard to clean when a place is untidy.
Hope lil mum is feeling better.
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your mum
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Lill mum seems quite a bit better. He's off to sicilly with his mum today, I waved him off on the train at lunchtime. His top teeth are popping through which must be giving him gyp.
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Ninjadmin
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lil mum 
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hiccup
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| your mum wrote: | | Lill mum seems quite a bit better. He's off to sicilly with his mum today... |
Omertá
*taps nose*
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your mum
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Me and lil mum still seem to be swapping colds. It's been going on for weeks. We've both been sniffling for nigh on ages. There's nothing worse than a kid with a snotty nose, so you have to be ever vigilant. The sun should do him some good. Aparently, his mum's taking him up a volcano  , something his old man's never managed.
Yesterday, I polished off my intake with a roll and 1/4 camenbert, 3 pints, some pork scratchings, 1 piece of chicken and chips and a bowl of custard with a slice of ginger cake in it. I've been farting up rankness all morning.
Today I've started with a banana and a cup of tea. I'm planning on being a bit more healthy today, but not much.
Mood: drained but not unhappy.
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your mum
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two cups of coffee and a 'heatwave' sandwich. That's chicken, soggy tortilla chips and gunk. Bleurgh. Crisps shouldn't go in sadwiches anyway, soggy ones definately not.
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hiccup
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That sounds...pretty disgusting actually.
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your mum
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I feel violated.
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hiccup
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Violated by a sandwich. Nasty.
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your mum
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bagette 
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Ninjadmin
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sub!!!!
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your mum
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I'm feeling pretty rotten. lazy, bored and irritable.
Just ate a muller fruit corner. Blackberry flavour or something. Not bad.
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misskitty
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| your mum wrote: | | I've been farting up rankness all morning. |
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
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your mum
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It's fine now I've done a huge log in the toilet.
Perhaps it should be 'the ins and outs of your mums diet blog'
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Lava
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Why is google showing 'disabled dating' ads for this thread? :?
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your mum
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Last night I had a danish pastry on the way to the pub and a pint of guiness. Once home I cooked up a loverly cherry tomato, bacon and garlic spaghetti sauce with fresh parmesan followed by a morisions 'the best' treacle pudding. Munched on some runnier than anything camembert before bed.
This morning I've had a coffee and I'm about to scoff a yoghurt and banana.
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your mum
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Another exciting installment.I can see everyone waiting around for the next your mum food revelation, so here it is.
I had three slices of overnight bread with the runniest camembert I've ever eaten.
A cup of coffee later and I'd also knocked back a slice of co-op fairtrade chocolate cake. Which, for the uninformed, is a pretty decent slice of cake.
More exciting news on monday!
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wraeth
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Which Monday :?
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your mum
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This monday! I haven't eaten in weeks.
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wraeth
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Heheheh 
We need a full report of the weekend's eating
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J
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dont forget the freddos.
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Ninjadmin
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wraeth
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*taps fingers*
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Barney Bee
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Bank Holiday innit 
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wraeth
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He promised and then he went and got banned on purpose. I think he's avoiding his blog
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your mum
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Tonight I had pasta shells in a meat and tomato sauce with courgettes and cream. 8/10. lil mum didn't seem so keen on the pasta but he sucked all the sauce of it
I've followed it with a couple of pints and some brocolli flavoured cheese. Mmm.
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wraeth
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Broccoli flavoured cheese :?
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your mum
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| Derian wrote: | | Broccoli flavoured cheese :? |
Really minging camenbert
I've had a crappy co-op coissant for brekfast. 3/10. I'm sure they're made with lard not butter.
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wraeth
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Bleurgh
Poor your mum 
Get some nice food
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your mum
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At last, a ten out of ten...Wow.
I mean WOW
Last night I cooked and ate the best dinner I've had in ages. It was a simple dish, Grilled peppered steak, Broccoli and a kind of refried potato/spinach/egg rosti I threw together.
The gods smiled upon it and gave my mouth an orgasm.
10/10
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wraeth
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That sounds lush
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your mum
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I made the best gnocchi sauce ever last night.
Slow cooked bacon, olives onions, garlic and tomatoes finished off with a healthy dollop of my home made pesto.
10/10
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wraeth
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Did you make the gnocchi too?
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J
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| Derian wrote: | | Did you make the gnocchi too? |
that sounds like a punchline to a rubbish joke.
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your mum
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| Derian wrote: | | Did you make the gnocchi too? |
Nah, sainsburys, 99p.
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wraeth
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Bargain
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