Children of teh Atom

strung out · Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:22 am Post subject:

a paintbrush made from the hairs on a spiders legs

J · Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:34 pm Post subject:

a skull thats still alive and tells your fortune but is rubbish but thinks its the MD of argos

hiccup · Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:42 pm Post subject:

A fork that's made of bendy rubber, so you can only use it after you've frozen it, and even then you have to eat really quickly before it thaws out.

your mum · Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:45 pm Post subject:

A bottomless cup of tea

sparky lightbourne · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:54 pm Post subject:

a cup with no bottom

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:47 am Post subject:

a cup which sets a bomb off somewhere in the world when you drink from it

hiccup · Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:15 pm Post subject:

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:47 pm Post subject:

or cup that is a bomb. in space

J · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:02 pm Post subject:

a cassette player where the thing you put the tape in is a big arse

hiccup · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:11 pm Post subject:

J · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:52 pm Post subject:

a christmas tree made out of electricity

hiccup · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:55 pm Post subject:

Chocolate sweets that come with an assortment of fillings, e.g. coffee and orange cream, peanut, toffee, maltesers, raisin, solid chocolate.

Little Nellie · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:36 pm Post subject:

hiccup · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:07 pm Post subject:

The Doctor · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:30 pm Post subject:

A vehicle that walks on two legs

Like this...

hiccup · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:37 pm Post subject:

Does it piss fire out of it's robotcock?

The Doctor · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:19 pm Post subject:

Only if you pay for the upgrade.

The Doctor · Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:40 pm Post subject:

Three spaceships which can join together to make a giant robot.

Ninjadmin · Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:46 pm Post subject:

or 3 robots that turn into a spaceship

J · Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:56 pm Post subject:

a rifle that is made completly out of cheese

hiccup · Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:36 am Post subject:

A robot tentacle that comes out of a phone and pulls brains out through people's ears.

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:52 am Post subject:

a rasta whose dreadlocks are snakes

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:34 am Post subject:

le mans cars with guns in the headlights

snouty · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:40 pm Post subject:

an extremely posh and polite werewolf, with a monocle, who never votes because, you know, 'no matter who you vote for, the government always gets in.' *sigh*

snouty · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:50 pm Post subject:

snouty · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:00 pm Post subject:

an infinite foul-mouthed squirrel, made out of toast, who is also invisible.

he's shouting, 'come on you ****F*cking F***wit chumps, I'll f**king make you eat toast you wombat!' but no-one can hear him because his voicebox vibrates at a lower frequency than sound... in fact, his voice is the matter from which the universe is made.

ah yes, the drugs have started working. take that, Richard Ashcroft!

snouty · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:12 pm Post subject:

a guy who's whole life is constantly going from one movie cliffhanger to another... he falls out of a helicopter, but luckily manages to turn his trousers into a parachute. however, he lands in a pit full of poisonous snakes. he just manages to scramble out of the pit without being bitten, and then suddenly there's this giant ball of rock rolling straight at him...

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 6:32 am Post subject:

if bugsy malone was starring predators with sholder mounted spud guns

2wheeledathiest · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 8:18 pm Post subject:

manhole covers that form themselves into swearwords when we are being subjected to arial photography....

snouty · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 11:21 pm Post subject:

it happens...

an insane dog, who can speak french, but all he ever says is 'ooh, I'm a dog! woof woof...'

'ooh, je suis un chien, ouaf ouaf!'

2wheeledathiest · Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:56 am Post subject:

so anyway, this dog goes into the telegraph office. "What message do you want to send?" says the telegraph man, "up to ten words is the same fixed price". Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, says the dog.
The man says "do you want to add another woof to that? No extra charge".

"Do not be ridiculous" says the dog "That would make absolutely no sense at all".

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:57 am Post subject:

the giant flying dog from the neverending story

J · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:26 am Post subject:

Damon Albarn themed fireworks

J · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:26 am Post subject:

Damon Albarn themed fireworks

J · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:27 am Post subject:

Damon Albarn themed fireworks

The Doctor · Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:39 pm Post subject:

A large firework which costs about £200 with Damon Albarn strapped to it.

hiccup · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:05 pm Post subject:

A hammock made of LSD

2wheeledathiest · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:16 pm Post subject:

A telephone that throws itself into a bucket of water when a call centre rings......

bristle-krs · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:00 am Post subject: