Children of teh Atom

wraeth · Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:39 am Post subject:

It's possibly the saying so, or it being obvious, that makes em do it.

flick · Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:43 am Post subject:

'You have been banned for the following reason:
Turbo twat

Date the ban will be lifted: Never'

thats what he got. i havent been banned though so im guessing it was just an excuse.

annakey · Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:46 pm Post subject:

Pretty shitty I thought. Bob's so obviously a nice bloke OKS could have ignored him or cut the post or soft deleted it or PM'd a request for it to go. But no. A banning, then abuse, then buttock-clenched censorship, then sycophancy thrown in. Here's the alleged poem. Pretty tame stuff. Stupid fuss about nothing.

Bob: you could just do a grovel email. Top Cat did. Oisleep did. Butchersapron did. Loads of others too.

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Binka-what I call him-is a secret of my own,
And Binka is the reason why I never feel alone.
Playing in the nursery, sitting on the stair,
Whatever I am busy at, Binka will be there.

Oh, Daddy is clever, he's a clever sort of man,
And Mummy is the best since the world began,
And Nanny is Nanny, and I call her Nan-

But they can't See Binka.

Binka's always talking, 'cos I'm teaching him to speak
He sometimes likes to do it in a funny sort of squeak,
And he sometimes likes to do it in a hoodling sort of roar...
And I have to do it for him COs his throat is rather sore.

Oh, Daddy is clever, he's a clever sort of man,
And Mummy knows all that anybody can,
And Nanny is Nanny, and I call her Nan-

But they don't Know Binka.

Binka's brave as lions when we're running in the park;
Binka's brave as tigers when we're lying in the dark;
Binka's brave as elephants. He never, never cries...
Except (like other people) when the soap gets in his eyes.

Oh, Daddy is Daddy, he's a Daddy sort of man,
And Mummy is as Mummy as anybody can,
And Nanny is Nanny,and I call her Nan...

But they're not Like Binka.

Binka isn't greedy, but he does like things to eat,
So I have to say to people when they're giving me a sweet,
"Oh, Binka wants a chocolate, so could you give me two?"
And then I eat it for him, COs his teeth are rather new.

Well, I'm very fond of Daddy, but he hasn't time to play,
And I'm very fond of Mummy, but she sometimes goes away,
And I'm often cross with Nanny when she wants to brush my hair...

But Binka's always Binka, and is certain to be there.

annakey · Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:05 pm Post subject:

wraeth · Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:21 pm Post subject:

It's not easy and all for free etc

annakey · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:20 pm Post subject:

wraeth · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:25 pm Post subject:

districtline · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:26 pm Post subject:

darling

bob · loves women Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 811

stop it - both of you. both despotic-mod-regime and poor ambassadorship.

on my welcome thread

districtline · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:32 pm Post subject:

look what you've done to bob! he's upset now

wraeth · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:33 pm Post subject:

annakey · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:34 pm Post subject:

wraeth · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:36 pm Post subject:

You're an amusing little chap and no mistake

bob · loves women Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 811

stop it!

wraeth · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:37 pm Post subject:

Your wish is my command