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hiccup Poster of the year!


Joined: 19 Dec 2005 Posts: 9225
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:33 pm Post subject: hiccup's tru say |
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I've spent THREE DAYS trying to fix my wireless router and I still can't get into the cunting web configuration page to tell it what it needs to know to connect to the interweb. So I'm stuck on slow, expensive dial-up at home at the moment. Which sucks balls.
On a more cheerful note I am eating pizza and drinking beer. Which is helping. But I still want to cry about my lack of broadband.
ALL THE RIGHT FUCKING LIGHTS ARE LIT, ALL THE RIGHT CABLES ARE IN THE RIGHT HOLES, SO WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING CONNECT YOU FUCKING BASTARD.
Sorry. I'm stressed. Need to drink more beer.
I used to have a blog, actually. I wrote stuff on it nearly every day, and had a regular readership of 50 people or so. But then it broke, and I've never really been arsed to fix it. I set up another not so long ago, but can't really be arsed with that either. So it seems likely that I won't be arsed with this thread either, but you never know. Maybe this thread will become such a well-written, incisive, witty, amusing, moving blog-of-sorts that it'll lead to a publishing deal and I'll be a rich author and that would, like, so rock.
I'm trying to quit my job at the moment, but it's tricky, cos a) I haven't got a new job to go to, and am having trouble finding one. Or even motivating myslef to find one. Because of b), the fact that my current job is only 3 days a week, which suits a lazy twat like me, but it's not really a job with great prospects. Or in fact any prospects.
Anyone got a job going? I promise to only spend...2 hours a day on the web. Well...2 or 3. |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 19850
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:18 am Post subject: |
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Tech geek bruv stuff are us. What's happening with the router/connection? Detail dude.
What sort of a job are you after? |
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hiccup Poster of the year!


Joined: 19 Dec 2005 Posts: 9225
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:45 am Post subject: |
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Router bizzle:
http://www.pac-man.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=151996
http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,15510711
Fecking thing.
Job shizzle:
What job? Well, that's the problem innit. I went part time two years ago, with the idea that it would give me time to work out what I really wanted to do, and then find and get this marvellous job. But in two years I haven't even managed to rewrite my CV. Prat that I am.
What would I like to do...Hmmm...
* Wouldn't mind teaching, but adult education rather than schools. Maybe teaching computers or something.
* Pipe dream, but doing some sort of writing for a living. A weekly column in a colour supplement, that'd do me. Or travel writer...no, wait, restaurant critic.
* I love food and I love cooking, but the 6 months I spent working in a kitchen put me off the idea of ever working in a restaurant again. But something to do with food would be cool. Running a cool little café/bar maybe. |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 19850
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:53 am Post subject: |
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| Is that dlsreports link where you're up to right now? Just wanted to know before I email bruv. |
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hiccup Poster of the year!


Joined: 19 Dec 2005 Posts: 9225
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:56 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, no more progress than that.
Any help massively appreciated and rewarded with brightly coloured sweets. |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 19850
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:03 am Post subject: |
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I've emailed him but I don't know how busy he is. Will let you know if/when I get response.
Have you tried the router diagnostics page?
Edit: or is that what you meant by 'the web configuration page' ? |
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hiccup Poster of the year!


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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:14 am Post subject: |
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| Yeah, that's what I can't get into. Most frustrating. |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 19850
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:20 am Post subject: |
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This is what he says:
| Quote: | From a dos prompt type ipconfig, hit return
This should give you you’re ip address and default gateway
If there is no default gateway and the ip address is not 192.168.x.y or 10.x.y.z then the device is pretty shagged and possibly now has no firmware.
If there is an ip address like 192.168.x.y or 10.x.y.z there should be a gateway as well.
See if the gateway is in the “ARP” table on the pc by typing arp –a from the dos prompt. If it is try typing telnet 192.168.x.y (whatever the gateway address is
Let me know how u get on |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:21 am Post subject: |
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| I'll post it on urban too in case others have had problem ... |
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hiccup Poster of the year!


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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:27 am Post subject: |
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Cool, cheers, I'll try that this evening.
Refreshers or Starburst? |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:28 am Post subject: |
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| Starburst if it works! |
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Ninjadmin Capo


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 22357
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:55 am Post subject: |
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| just hit it |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, that's the final boot in version  |
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hiccup Poster of the year!


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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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| If I can't get it to work, I'm going to ritually burn the fucker. |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:40 am Post subject: |
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| Did you get it to work? |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:44 am Post subject: |
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I just saw your urban post. New ethernet cable. Yay it's working again  |
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hiccup Poster of the year!


Joined: 19 Dec 2005 Posts: 9225
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:45 am Post subject: |
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Just tried to connect to the router with a different ethernet cable, and it fucking well works. I'm configured and connected. Can't say I understand it, buy hey, if it works...
Tis all a bit odd though. The "bad" cable works fine to connect stuff at the office. The "good" one has a mashed-up connector and is squashed almost flat in places. Weird. Also, I can't get the connection to work with the static IP my ISP gave me, but if I let it dynamically acquire one, it works. :?
Getting my connection to work was the big project for the day, but since I've got it going already, I might spend the rest of the day doing fuck-all
Cheers for the help. Sweets in the post*.
*metaphorically speaking |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:47 am Post subject: |
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fantabbidozy *looks forward to metaphorical sweets*
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hiccup Poster of the year!


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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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Ra! Ra! Ra!
Internet! Internet! Internet!
*reads the whole internet* |
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Lava Most blokey to date


Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 2047
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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There's nothing quite like that geeky rush you get by getting hardware/software working.
Especially when you don't know how you did it.  |
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hiccup Poster of the year!


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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Lava wrote: | There's nothing quite like that geeky rush you get by getting hardware/software working.
Especially when you don't know how you did it.  |
I know It's really sad how happy I was when it started working  |
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hiccup Poster of the year!


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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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My day so far, in pictures:
:? :? :?
[I can't find a picture to illustrate "No Mr Wazzeem Akram doesn't live here and no I don't know why he's not in court]
:? :? :?
:? :? :?
To be continued... |
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strung out Junglist Souljadmin


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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| best blog ever... |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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wondrous work  |
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MandraxMonkey Head of Histrionics


Joined: 30 Jan 2006 Posts: 741
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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I see that spanglebird and goldenlemon from turban came round ya gaff for a cuppa then! Face!  |
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Lava Most blokey to date


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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:27 pm Post subject: |
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harsh!  |
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Barney Bee fantastic


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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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Face Blizzle. |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:11 am Post subject: |
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Barney Bee's back yay
You seen the photos yet Barney?
Poor Mandrax  |
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hiccup Poster of the year!


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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:32 am Post subject: |
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| Derian wrote: | Barney Bee's back yay
You seen the photos yet Barney?
Poor Mandrax  |
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hiccup Poster of the year!


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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:02 am Post subject: |
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Hiya!!!!!!
Been slightly disabled posting-wise by hiccup's fucked-up tint' connection.
Saw the flicks - all good fun!
It's a shame we're all so good looking.
I think Lava was the star.
What's this about MM? |
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hiccup Poster of the year!


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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:04 am Post subject: |
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Barney Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! |
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Barney Bee fantastic


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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:06 am Post subject: |
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No seriously.
It really was.
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Lava Most blokey to date


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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:44 am Post subject: |
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| not hiccup but Barney Bee wrote: | Hiya!!!!!!
Been slightly disabled posting-wise by hiccup's fucked-up tint' connection.
Saw the flicks - all good fun!
It's a shame we're all so good looking.
I think Lava was the star.
What's this about MM? |
It's not easy.
We're keeping our eye on MM.  |
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Barney Bee fantastic


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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:46 am Post subject: |
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'ello mate!
Derian KNOWS |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:47 am Post subject: |
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Fab flicks
Lava was well FACED
Well, we all were - but his piccies were the finest
MM didn't turn up. He gave his identity away with a teensy tiny turn of phrase this week. Then I sussed him this afternoon
Now it's a waiting game on the suspense thread  |
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Barney Bee fantastic


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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:49 am Post subject: |
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I was certainly well faced!
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Lava Most blokey to date


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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:50 am Post subject: |
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| Barney Bee wrote: | 'ello mate!
Derian KNOWS |
But she wont spill.
Still, it's more fun this way.  |
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Barney Bee fantastic


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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:57 am Post subject: |
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| Lava wrote: | Still, it's more fun t
his way. |
Thank God for suspense (btw I'm waiting for the out-come of a job interview today. Cunts best give me it.)
If they've got any sense etc.......... |
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wraeth wizened old bintmin


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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:08 am Post subject: |
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| *Crosses all fingers and toes* |
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Barney Bee fantastic


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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:13 am Post subject: |
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Bless you Derian.
If they had any sense etc....

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