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snouty · Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 6:29 pm Post subject: an amusing story...

...that, although it does not mention
sporks, is nonetheless in the same ballpark...

I went in McDonalds in asda the other day. I had just
bought some veggie curry from the store, and needed a
culinary device to help me eat it, whilst sitting
in a field enjoying the sun (my idea of a picnic.)

So I sez to the girl behind the counter, ‘could I have
a spoon, please?’

And she sez, ‘sorry, it’s policy not to give them out
if you haven’t bought anything.’

So I sez, ‘oh’

an I left in a huff.

And then, after ten minutes of swearing,
‘Fuck McDonalds! Fuck McDonalds! I am gonna start
like, a million threads on teh internet telling people
not to eat there!’ to myself, the perfect retort suddenly
came to me out of nowhere,
‘I suppose a fork’s out of the question?!’

Bah!

carmella chihuahua · people's princess lol Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1158

You will have to go there again and re-enact the scenario

Stoopid mcdonalds. i went there once to use their loo without paying for anything. That'll learn em

snouty · Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:34 pm Post subject:

yeah, knowin my luck, they'll give me one next time...

I once wrote a poem takin the piss out of ronald Mcdonald. take that, you ridiculous capitalist carnivore clown! meat is murder, doncha know!

districtline · Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:46 pm Post subject:

don't worry, i stole a dip sauce from burger king the other day so the fight against capitalist hamburger chains is on!!

i think i'll stop my thief career here though. if not, it'll just be more and more expensive things from here on... like plastic spoons