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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:19 am    Post subject: Spork fact of the day!!!!!111!!! Reply with quote

The word spork is a portmanteau word combining the words spoon and fork. The word "spork" appeared in the 1909 supplement to the Century Dictionary, where it was described as a trade name and "a 'portmanteau-word' applied to a long, slender spoon having at the end of the bowl projections resembling the tines of a fork." A variation of the spork is the splade, which in addition to the overall spoon shape, and fork tines, has a somewhat sharp edge or blade on one or both sides. Spork and Splade is not translatable to any language except english.

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PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2006 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A spork held by the prongs and facing downwards can be used to find hidden underground streams.
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PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2006 9:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A douspork
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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A spork that can be rested on the stomach is a bellyspork...
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Originally, the spork was used in Medieval times. It was not then called the 'spork', though, and looked very different from the spork used today. Instead, it was merely an odd combination of a spoon and a fork, a utensil somewhere in-between, where it was commonly used in thick soups. However, the spork was very unpopular in the Medieval ages and was not used popularly until the later Victorian ages.
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

During viscious storms sporks sometimes conducted lightning. As they did this weird bluish sparks were given off. These were known as `spork cracklings'.
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As opposed to when they were used to relieve dermatological ailments. Then they were known as `spork scratchings'....
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They rubbed salt in the wound
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice....
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

derian you are filth on a stick!!!

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sporkie talkies, eat and talk....


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