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Ninjadmin · Last edited by Ninjadmin on Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:06 am; edited 1 time in total

1. have a break by plugging yourself into a computer

2. not understand why humans are rude to you

3. moan that you don't understand how humans can be so irrational

4. discover lots of versions of yourself

5. get stuck in a loop where your programming conflicts with itself

6. see the person who created you as a godlike father figure

7. use your voice synthesis to impersonate anyone perfectly

8. not understand why humans destroy each other

Ninjadmin · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:07 pm Post subject:

9. rebuild yourself out of primitive scrap materials

10. control smaller robots in emergencies

11. revert to your original programming and kill

Soreenkid · Guest

12. not understand the reasons humans cry

13. make pornographic calculations that humans do not understand

Ninjadmin · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:54 pm Post subject:

14. pretend to be human

15. do the knife hand thing really fast

J · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:11 pm Post subject:

16. invent a joke so funny that everyone dies.

Ninjadmin · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:19 pm Post subject:

17. be used on the masters sail barge

The Doctor · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:33 pm Post subject:

18. Go psychotic when you become self aware.

The Doctor · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:41 pm Post subject:

19. Program binary load lifters.

Ninjadmin · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:08 am Post subject:

20. sacrifice yourself at the end

21. have a gun attached to you

22. have a secret primary function

Moggy · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:33 am Post subject:

23. Have a secret console hidden in you're face.

24. Have badass blades that extend from your knuckles.

25. Have a speaker on each shoulder.

26. Melt stuff with lazer beams that are in your optical sockets.

Ninjadmin · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:41 am Post subject:

27. be forgotten about for literally hundreds of years

tangerinebreem · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:10 pm Post subject:

28. Be obscenely good at chess in a way that make people suspicious

29. Attempt to tell jokes but they are based on unlikey binary code variations that no-one actually understands and resign yourself to never understand 'humour'

J · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:29 pm Post subject:

30. Watch someone fall over and not find it funny

Moggy · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:16 am Post subject:

31. Piss highly flammable fuel

sparky lightbourne · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:46 am Post subject:

32. KILL ALL HUMANS KILL ALL HUMANS, DESTROY, DESTROY

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:32 am Post subject:

33. philosophise badly

34. fuck a microwave

sparky lightbourne · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:28 pm Post subject:

35. work as a porter or receptionist in a japanses hospital

Red Jezza · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:09 pm Post subject:

36. work in a call centre for lloyds TSB or microsoft

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:41 pm Post subject:

37. read books really quickly

38. be disappointed to find out that human history is full of war

2wheeledathiest · Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:04 pm Post subject:

39. Say "DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER"

40. RUST

2wheeledathiest · Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:05 pm Post subject:

41. Get a dishwasher pregnant, then run away...

flick · Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:20 am Post subject:

wheres the other 59?

Ninjadmin · Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:22 am Post subject:

2wheeledathiest · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:20 pm Post subject:

Rupture in the space time continuum, lost em all to the void...

Ninjadmin · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 4:42 pm Post subject:

42. Get spraypainted by a gang of Mexicans

43. 'Dissasemble' small animals

44. Teach us all something with your childlike innocence

45. Get struck by lightning and become really clever

2wheeledathiest · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:10 pm Post subject:

46. Get struck by someone really clever and become lightning.