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Red Jezza · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:36 pm Post subject: The BAH HUMBUG! Thread

OK.
Now;we all know, deep down, that xmas truly sucks. utterly loathesome time etc. no use denying it. but we cannot truly, fully appreciate the sum totality of the nightmare that is xmas unless, and until, we full explore all the reasons why this is so.
so this thread is for you to put down all the reasons why xmas is so utterly crap.
i'll start you off; carol singers.
Face the facts; at any other time of the year, a bunch of snotty little sprogs knocking on your door and demanding money in return for their tunelsee caterwauling of barking religious gibberish would be an entirely sound justification for a sustained bout of mindless indiscriminate gibberish.
but oh no IT'S CHRISTMAS so you can't take a chainsaw to the little fuckers...
right. whose turn next?

Ninjadmin · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:52 pm Post subject:

i like xmas

Red Jezza · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:31 pm Post subject:

then this thread ain't for ya!!!!

:-o :smt068 :smt070 :gun: :smt066
this is the I hate Xmas thread, all in the interest of balance like, whilst veryone else coos and oohs in a a fashion so nauseatingly sentimental it makes me reach for my revolver

Ninjadmin · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:48 pm Post subject:

i just like getting pissed and being on holiday

Red Jezza · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:01 pm Post subject:

I like doing that at any time of the year!

I do think tho' you've put the digit on what most adults really like about chrimbo

Ninjadmin · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:10 pm Post subject:

that and food

hiccup · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:14 pm Post subject:

I like the combination of food and drinking

Can't be arsed with presents tho. Got enough useless crap in my flat without everyone I know buying me more.

Red Jezza · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:36 pm Post subject:

jesus, where are all the scrooges? this is meant to be the chrimbohaters thread :?

wraeth · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:03 pm Post subject:

I was very bah humbug last year. Feel the same this year but I'm going to make a bit more effort

Ninjadmin · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:11 pm Post subject:

don't think i've ever had a bad christmas

Red Jezza · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:36 pm Post subject:

grrrr....

hiccup · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:53 pm Post subject:

Red Jezza · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:17 pm Post subject:

people as revoltingly happy as you lot need a lamppost and a blindfold!

The Doctor · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:22 pm Post subject:

Xmas is the best. Great food, loads of booze, everyone (except Jezza) in a good mood.

Be off with your humbug PDT_smellie_fart.gif

hiccup · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:37 pm Post subject:

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2wheeledathiest · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:56 am Post subject:

that's the spirit.....

Red Jezza · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:45 pm Post subject:

excellent! grouchiness and cantankerousness all round!

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2wheeledathiest · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:27 pm Post subject:

can we all wallow in self pity, can we....pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Stereotype. · pretty cool Joined: 24 Jan 2006 Posts: 14

xmas is a time to be told what to do..... to obey tradition and social convention

i say fuck the lot of it , apart from getting pissed and eating lots of tasty food. the rest is just crap that i dont want or need

hiccup · Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:50 pm Post subject:

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:26 pm Post subject:

ill have it

hiccup · Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:28 pm Post subject:

Are you sure?

Stereotype. · pretty cool Joined: 24 Jan 2006 Posts: 14

hiccup · Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:42 pm Post subject:

It was a sexy woman who is desperate to have sex with you, but only after feeding you pie and ale

But I've given her to ninjaboy now.

Sorry

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:58 pm Post subject:

yay!!!

2wheeledathiest · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:56 am Post subject:

what sort of pie?

Ninjadmin · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:27 pm Post subject:

hairy pie

2wheeledathiest · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:29 pm Post subject:

you just had to bring it down to your level didn't you.....

Ninjadmin · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:03 pm Post subject:

your level

2wheeledathiest · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:17 pm Post subject:

thankyou, I try to steer a steady course.....

Ninjadmin · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 7:55 pm Post subject:

captain birdseye

2wheeledathiest · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:12 am Post subject:

didn't he fight the mysterons? what sort of colour is birdseye?

hiccup · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:17 am Post subject:

2wheeledathiest · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:22 am Post subject:

Get Captain Custard Lt. Green.....

hiccup · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:47 am Post subject:

In the dining room with a candlestick

2wheeledathiest · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:36 pm Post subject:

Fnar fnar...

hiccup · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:48 pm Post subject:

*kills 2wa*

2wheeledathiest · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:12 pm Post subject:

Guess who didn't get a certificate entitling them to attend an anger management course then?