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I reckon I invented the following jokes (as opposed to say, Alan Carr or other TV funny men or any of my friends) -

A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and hears a sound like a trumpet - He says to his wife, "don't panic darling, but it seems we are being bugled"

Q: What's the most disasterous kind of ice lolly?
A: an apocalypo

I know, the second one is shite and the first one I probably didn't make up and isn't that good either, but what jokes do you think made up?

Fish.

J · Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:24 pm Post subject:

knock knock
whos there?
me.

what do you get when a sheep jumps over a fence?
canada.

why did the chicken cross the road?
because it was a fucking cint.

bristle-krs · Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:38 pm Post subject:

i say i say i say!

my wife's gone to the west indies!

"barbados?"

yes!!!11!1

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:57 am Post subject:

i invented the proper tea is theft joke