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bristle-krs · Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:35 pm Post subject: teh limerick thread!!!11!

one line per post, strict a-a-b-b-a rhyme scheme, try and keep metre, recalcitrant posters shall be punished

first up:

"there was a young geordie from korea..."

your mum · Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:43 pm Post subject:

who saw some girl and thought "be her"

wraeth · Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:04 pm Post subject:

He put on her clothes

bristle-krs · Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:10 pm Post subject:

scratched his sweet lil nose

wraeth · Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:29 pm Post subject:

And headed straight off to Ikea.

Red Jezza · Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:45 pm Post subject:

There once was a young chap from chiswick

wraeth · Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:47 pm Post subject:

Was poorly and needed some physic

J · Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:32 pm Post subject:

he had an idea

wraeth · Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:34 pm Post subject:

For his diarrhoeah

J · Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:00 pm Post subject:

it involved a very large chapstick

hiccup · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:00 am Post subject:

There was a young woman called Annie

wraeth · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:03 am Post subject:

Though actually he was a trannie

hiccup · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:08 am Post subject:

He took great delight

Ninjadmin · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:22 am Post subject:

in striking a light

hiccup · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:35 am Post subject:

Thus illuminating his wrinkly...granny

wraeth · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:35 am Post subject:

And singing the hairs off his

eyebrows

wraeth · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:36 am Post subject:

Damn yer swifty fingers hiccup

wraeth · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:37 am Post subject:

Mine was better tho

hiccup · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:37 am Post subject:

Ninjadmin · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:38 am Post subject:

fanny as in ass?

hiccup · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:40 am Post subject:

Faucet as in Farah?

Ninjadmin · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:58 am Post subject:

faucet inn

wraeth · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:07 pm Post subject:

faucet open

Ninjadmin · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:15 pm Post subject:

faucet up

hiccup · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:08 pm Post subject:

Fork handles

J · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:42 pm Post subject:

there used to be a guy called ninja

bristle-krs · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:17 pm Post subject:

who was such a terrible whinger

bristle-krs · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:19 pm Post subject:

an autistic poll setter

bristle-krs · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject:

he slowly got better

J · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:37 pm Post subject:

yeah he's one huge fucking binger

Ninjadmin · Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:00 am Post subject:

wraeth · Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:12 am Post subject:

Pore ol ninj

J · Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:48 am Post subject:

it wasachpice between that and whinger