Children of teh Atom

J · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:21 am Post subject: should dolphins be fish?

give reasons for your opinion.
i think not, and like with most aspects of why things dont belong, its to do with skin

you see fish are traditionally scaly or smooth in skinness, wheras a dolphin is like rubber.

this means it is not a fish.

DrCarnage · fantastic Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 2941

but some fish such as dogfish have very rough, sandpaper-like skin

districtline · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:08 am Post subject:

i think it is because you can get dolphin in a fish restaurant, that means it must be a fish. why else would they have it in a fish restaurant?

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:50 am Post subject:

dolphins are cleverer than humans whereas proper fish can't even do simple number puzzles

wraeth · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:52 am Post subject:

I want to learn to speak dolphin, all squeaks and whistles

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:03 am Post subject:

it's actually really logical

wraeth · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:26 am Post subject:

We need a dolphin dictionary first, just to get the basics

DrCarnage · fantastic Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 2941

can one get private tuition from a dolphin?

wraeth · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:30 am Post subject:

We can ask

<does a few clicks and whistles>

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:34 am Post subject:

the problem is that you have to pay in pebbles and clouds

DrCarnage · fantastic Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 2941

pebbles shouldn't be too difficult to get hold of

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:54 am Post subject:

you'd think....

wraeth · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:56 am Post subject:

I've got a cloud catcher ...

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:06 pm Post subject:

we'll all be speaking dolphin and living in their underwater castle by june at this rate!!

wraeth · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:20 pm Post subject:

I want to see their underwater castles

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:30 pm Post subject:

you have to believe in them to see them

districtline · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:32 pm Post subject:

wraeth · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:33 pm Post subject:

DrCarnage · fantastic Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 2941

wraeth · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:42 pm Post subject:

DrCarnage · fantastic Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 2941

i'll pop by an get one next time i'm in the area

wraeth · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject:

Sign up for their fluffy email alerts

DrCarnage · fantastic Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 2941

how many clouds per lesson then?

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject:

you get what you pay for

districtline · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:10 pm Post subject:

there's a google ad on this page now about a 6 day "killer whale safari" trip in norway. let's all go

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:13 pm Post subject:

i'd love to but i can't a fjord it :shame:

districtline · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:16 pm Post subject:

only hippies go to glastonbury, the coolest people ever go on killer whale safaris instead

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:24 pm Post subject:

tru say

DrCarnage · fantastic Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 2941

maybe you could meet up with some dolphins on a killer whale safari

Ninjadmin · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:32 pm Post subject:

i hear there is a lot of ill feeling between those two camps

tangerinebreem · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:33 pm Post subject:

Dolphins could be phish which could reflect the fact they are nearly fish but not quite...

J · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:42 pm Post subject:

or that theyre computer hijackers...

tangerinebreem · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:55 pm Post subject:

Yes. Good point. Well made. I think we need to take that into account, very much so.

Also there is the question of the peruvian inflation rates to consider.

J · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:16 pm Post subject:

not really, i dont give a fuck about peru.

you hear what they do to polarbears?

dear fuck its enough to make your shoes bleed

tangerinebreem · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:19 pm Post subject:

That's how god died. He thought he had dropped a bottle of ketychup on his feet but it was his shoes. He drwoned in his own omniscient blood. Shame really. He had £15 of unspent Texas DIY tokens in his blazer pocket and he never knew... How ironic.