Children of teh Atom

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:13 pm did you know we had an arcade????

go to the bottom of the page and there is a link which says arcade(BETA), and we can play pacman and donkeykong

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:06 pm great rant about teachers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw1MFobWD_o

i love that

fuck rich people

teachers pwn

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:13 am ask ninja

post your problems hare and i will answer them as best i can

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:40 pm Design yur own olympic logo!!!!!!!!!!

it's easy

using advanced microsoft windows technology called Paint you can do it in seconds

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:08 pm I'm so pissed off

i got a taxi, but i didn't have the money so i had to run up to my apartment to get it, and while i was gone he fucked off

the thing is that there was nothing at all of any value in there to anyone but me, about half the taxi fare, my foriegner card, and loads of personal shit i've had for years

nice one

i gotta take the train for an hour again to go to immigration

he was sound as well, i don't think he even taxed me, what the fuck

had a really brilliant day as well

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:02 pm They didn't study

this is brilliant, haven't laughed at internet so much for ages

http://www.scribd.com/doc/5107/They-didnt-study

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:08 pm Cho Manifesto

one month on, it's pretty scary just how he's kind of normal in a way, just fucked up

but what do people think now theres not such a shock

like, i know it's a bit fucked up trying to analyze someone who is attention seeking and killing to do it like cho

but what the fuck was he on about?? did any of it make sense?? how did he come about?

thoughts??? have you forgotten about him yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Eh06rabuI

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:56 pm Some of the posts

aren't even making it past the TCTE quality control

it really isn't that difficult

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:15 pm things you didn't know about TCTE!!!

1. You share your birthday with the coolest thing ever.
2. New Zealand was the first place to allow the coolest thing ever to vote.
3. Michelangelo finished his great statue of the coolest thing ever in 1504, after eighteen months work.
4. The coolest thing ever can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
5. The coolest thing ever is worth his weight in gold - literally!
6. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of the coolest thing ever.
7. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of the coolest thing ever, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
8. The average duration of sexual intercourse for the coolest thing ever is two minutes!
9. If you kiss the coolest thing ever for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
10. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same the coolest thing ever!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia...e+coolest+thing+ever&gender=m

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:37 pm An Army of Ninja

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=ninja

advert slogan gener8R

pretty coool

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:31 pm dumbass

i was just reading the internet when i realized that my house was filled with smoke cos i set my towe; n fire

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 6:17 pm Frivolous?

yes i read pac-man sometimes, and crispy called us frivolous

but he does have a point, this whole thing with not being serious has kind of turned into a bit of a thing

i like serious posts, and i like giving my opinion about things

my problem is with people acting like fucking kids like they do on pac-man, MATB and TI by playing the man and not the ball

i want this website to be a place where people can talk about anything, I love political shit, maybe i will reply by being sarky, same with philosophy and history, i love it, so i urge people to post stuff out of the news that interests them, or stuff about their job etc

i want this board to be a place you can say anything, moan about your day, make serious posts, the thing i want this board not to do is to become wrapped up in itself like pac-man, MATB and TI are, man not the ball i will enforce to the end, that is when internet board become shite is when you try to make a point and you get shouted down cos of som spurrilous reason

but i don't want poeple to feel they can't post on here cos it is not frivolous enough or whatever

man not the ball is the only principle i respect, and one that noone yet has managed to make a reality

personal insults are a no go, but the idea that people feel that they can't say sopmething because of my policy i find a bit shite

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:36 pm Good News Thread

following on from the news thread

a thread to post good news that you find while fannying about on the internet

from Yahoo today, one of the top 10 spammers in the world has been arrested for fraud

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070531/ap_on_hi_te/spam_arrest

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 5:28 am Teh News

Do you read the news a lot? and where?

when I was at university I used to read the guradian at least twice a week, cos you get into it, and there is lots of interesting stuff that happens but doesn't make TV news or whatever, but specially since the Iraq war, I just can't be fucked anymore, don't even read any news except sport

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 4:44 pm Tuesday is the worst day of the week

without a doubt

and why the fuck are weeks 7 days anyways? it doesn't add up at all, everything else is based on going round the sun and spinning in space and that, but 7 isn't, we shold have 5 day weeks so we get a weekend every 3 days

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 9:07 pm can someone do the blog?

we have about 3 shows that we haven't put up and nothing has been added since friday

i would really appreciate someone else posting up sly and button's radioshows on there

it's kind of stupid how spoiled we are at the moment with a radionshow everyday, but we shold update it a t least every 3 days and i do usually, but i'm really 'tired' now

Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 4:51 pm YEAAAH!!!!

YEEAAHH!!!!

can't spend hours on here tonight

YEEEAAAHH!!!!

FUCK ALL Y'ALL

YEEEAAAHHH!!!!!

love yas

YEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!

Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 12:11 am Zulus vs Highwaymen

i think it's time for a revival of the vs threads

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:53 pm Cool Puzzle

Can you spot the 3 differences between these pictures?

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:39 am the i hate youtube thread

for shit like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uHH-nUYRiY

fucking idiots doing a crap interpretation of big yellow taxi, why the fuck should I be subjected to this shit

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 11:12 pm happy birthday buddha

coolest prophet ever

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:36 pm What did you want to be when you growed up?

I used to want to be a pilot

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:25 am The Coolest Empire Ever!!!!!

Since a lot of people just come to the forum and forget that we have a whole empire of cool web v2 shit, i thought it would be a good idea to put all the links here at the top of the forum

Coolest Blog Ever - Frontpage for the radio shows as well as other cool shit that we find on internets

www.coolestradio.com

CoolestGalleryEver - Free hosting for cool pictures and shizzle by TCTE posters,. A mixture of photography, photoshopping, avatars, smilies etc

http://coolestradio.com/gallery/

CoolestRadioHomepageEver - Hosted by Podomatic this is where you can find the first years worth of TCRE podcasts, with the TCRE page plus links to all the coolest posters podcast pages

http://coolestradio.podomatic.com/

CoolestWikiEver - The TCRE wiki, featuring loads of cool stuff like Sparky's World, film reviews index, TCTE poster profiles, interactive story writing. mad crazy shizzle

http://coolestradio.com/wiki/

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 7:45 pm should i wear...

the sneakers, with the uzi

or the hi tops, with the shotgun

what film is that off???? :?

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 3:27 pm gunslinger

ok we need two contestants

when i say DRAW!!! the gunslingers say BANG!!!!

first post wins

who wants a gamr?

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 12:13 pm DNA

National Dyslexics Association

anyone else have any really shite joke to share

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:41 am god, wow, 6 years old

dunno why this popped into my head, 6 years is fuck all time, wow, imagine only being alive for a couple of years

haha

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:33 am Who would win in a fight - 80s version

who would win in a fight?aAli

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 2:12 am im a proper idiot

had a great night last night, till about 2, i met up the american guy i went out drinking with last week, he's cool as fuck even tho he's basically AC SLater, but i saw this guy hitting a girl and i purely kicked off, went mental

nothing wrong with that, except that i was drunk as a skunk, and basicly we were going for some food, iistarted a fight with this guy and his friends, and got completely pwned and curled up in a ball getting kicked till my friend showed up and talked them out of it

made me feel stupid afterwards cos we had to run off, and he had to save me and talk these idiots out of killing me, i now have a realy sore hand

i need to get stronger, i can't stand there and watch some uter prick hit a woman, but i cant go and start fights where i can't win either

Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 3:04 pm you can be my wingman anytime

i gotta go out

now

bye

Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 1:48 pm rofls

my parents instaled skype yesterday and they just phoned me up by accident and i can hear them farting about the house

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 4:30 pm can someone do me a really big favour

and buy me 12 euros worth of skype credit?

i can't use my bankcard on the internet with skype, it's only about 7 pounds and it would make a big difference to me

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 1:10 pm Happy Birthday RaverDrew

we had a whiparound and got you 30 dancing mascots!!!

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:13 pm your 3 best and worst qualities

did this in school today with my teenagers class

for me i came up with

+
Friendly
Funny
Kind

-
Lazy
Ego
Shy

e tu?

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:51 pm TCTE: the pics they didn't want you to see

Firky finally meets the girl of his dreams

How drcarnage really lost his job

districtline's graduation ceremony

Flick forgets to put her makeup on

any others?

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:54 pm welcome oisleep

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:40 pm Jerry Fallwell Dies!!! YAYYYYY!!!!!!

inventor of the moral majority in the 80s, scum, blamed secularity for the decline of US society and later 9/11

fundie scum who also pioneered telly preaching and said AIDs was punishment from god

DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!

going to hell

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:08 pm ZOMBIE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is fucking awesome

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 9:01 pm I'm feeling really filthy

do you ever get that, where you aren't just horny, you want to do some really debauched stuff to some poor animal

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:30 am im scared cos....

im just about to go and play football, and i havent done any excercise for about a year

A Blog by - Ninjadmin

did you know we had an arcade????

great rant about teachers

ask ninja

Design yur own olympic logo!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so pissed off

They didn't study

Cho Manifesto

Some of the posts

things you didn't know about TCTE!!!

An Army of Ninja

dumbass

Frivolous?

Good News Thread

Teh News

Tuesday is the worst day of the week

can someone do the blog?

YEAAAH!!!!

Zulus vs Highwaymen

Cool Puzzle

the i hate youtube thread

happy birthday buddha

What did you want to be when you growed up?

The Coolest Empire Ever!!!!!

should i wear...

gunslinger

DNA

god, wow, 6 years old

Who would win in a fight - 80s version

im a proper idiot

you can be my wingman anytime

rofls

can someone do me a really big favour

Happy Birthday RaverDrew

your 3 best and worst qualities

TCTE: the pics they didn't want you to see

welcome oisleep

Jerry Fallwell Dies!!! YAYYYYY!!!!!!

ZOMBIE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm feeling really filthy

im scared cos....